Obama Tonight

It's just not funny anymore. Too many dead and too many dollars stolen. 

"Conan O’Brien, President Obama get laughs

The White House Correspondents’ Dinner is known as the “Nerd Prom,” but all the cool kids were at the party in Washington on Saturday night. Brookline legend Conan O’Brien hosted the affair and kept reporters and A-listers laughing with jokes about Bob Woodward , Vice President Joe Biden , and CNN’s reporting mistakes. On a more serious note, O’Brien also thanked President Barack Obama for visiting Boston after the Marathon bombings. The late-night comedian added, “If you’re going to pick a city to mess with, don’t choose one where nine out of 10 people are related to a cop.”

That explains the whup-whup cheering on of the police state and the bloodlust of Bostonians.

The only person funnier than O’Brien during the night was Obama, who riffed on the controversy surrounding first lady Michelle Obama ’s bangs, his pal Jay-Z ’s recent, controversial trip to Cuba (the president joked, “I’ve got 99 problems and now Jay-Z’s one), and the budget sequester (his quip: “It’s like we’re trapped in a Taylor Swift album”).

Did he make a joke about not finding nonexistent WMD?

Obama did give a shout-out to print media during his speech, specifically to The Boston Globe for its coverage of the Marathon tragedy.

You can judge for yourself, folks.

Obama said, “If anyone wonders, for example, whether newspapers are a thing of the past, all you needed to do was to pick up or log on to papers like The Boston Globe. When their communities and the wider world needed them most, they were there making sense of events that might at first blush seem beyond our comprehension.”

What bull.

Celebs who were in the audience to hear the praise included Bradley Cooper , who’s on a break from filming the Boston movie “American Hustle”; Burlington’s Amy Poehler , who hung with former Boston resident John Legend and his fiancee, Chrissy Teigen ; Pittsfield’s Elizabeth Banks ; Julia Louis-Dreyfus ; Katy Perry ; and the Globe’s guests for the night, Boston native Leonard Nimoy and MIT president Rafael Reif . Our Washington correspondents tell us that Nimoy and Reif got along well and that they discovered during the dinner that they both speak Yiddish."

Mr. Spock was a Jew? I wonder if they talked about Swartz. 

UPDATE: 

"What's so funny Mr. President?

April 29th, 2013
Michael Collins

The president and the mainstream media, along with the capital in-crowd, celebrate their wonderfulness each year at the White House Correspondents Association Dinner. The format consists of an invited comedian who pokes fun at the president and press with some shtick from the current leader of the free world. The event is by invitation only, no common folk allowed.

After watching the dinner on C-Span, I have just one question. What's so funny Mr. President?

The president will never be asked that question. But if just one of those White House correspondents hosting the event had the courage, the answer would be in two parts.

How can the president and the press get together and yuck it up when we're in such a dreadful state of affairs. The nation is in an economic dead calm. Millions of jobs left the country in the past decade, probably for good. Many more jobs were lost due to the ongoing recession. Not many were created to take their place, unless we count minimum wage jobs at Walmart (with benefits from Medicaid).

The United States is starting to look like the movie The Hunger Games. The capital region prospering with the rest of the country in bad shape. Trillions of dollars of personal wealth for tens of millions of citizens were lost through the real estate and stock market crash (the folks who caused it are doing just fine). The civilian labor force is up only 1.6 million workers since 2008. Real unemployment is shocking. For the strong of heart, look here.

The administration is meddling with the internal affairs of countries all over the world. The Obama administration and their congressional supporters still have troops in Afghanistan, just deployed an initial contingent to Jordan along the Syrian border, and are debating the cover story for direct intervention in the Syrian civil war. Every day, U.S. drones fly over several nations shooting at people personally approved by the president.

What's funny about any of this? Harry Truman called off the dinner in 1951 due to the intensity of world events. We're broke, sinking deeper, and poised to start some new wars and the people responsible for all of this think it's all right to get together to laugh it up. This is what used to be called sick humor.

The other part of what's funny answer concerns the event itself. The invited comedian generally tones down his or her remarks with the very occasional breakthrough of vulgarity. With one exception, these events are a set piece consisting of wimpy jokes about the president that go nowhere near the robust tradition of American political humor.

Just imagine what would have happened with the late George Carlin as court jester (Image). On gridlock in Congress, Carlin might have used this line:

"Bipartisan usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out."

With regard to U.S. aid to the Syrian rebels, Carlin had a line:

"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"

And on the global policy of shooting first and asking questions later, Carlin knew the answer:

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."

Instead of a fearless social critic, this year's host was the easy-to-dance-to late night host Conan O'Brien. We had to wait a couple of minutes for the first political joke aimed at the president:

"The president is hard at work creating jobs. Since he was elected, the number of popes has doubled and the number of Tonight Show hosts has tripled." Conan O'Brien

That was it for the nest sixteen minutes. O'Brien made polite jokes about the media and took a few mild pokes at the luminaries present. It wasn't awful, it was just boring.

In 2006, things were different at the establishment love-in. The entertainer poking fun of the president was so on target and devastating, there is little doubt that it will ever happen again.

Somehow, Stephen Colbert of the Colbert Report was invited as the guest entertainer in 2007. Colbert plays a right wing screw ball television host on nightly right after the Daily Show with Jon Stewart. If anyone at the White House had watched the Colbert Report, they would have instantly vetoed Colbert. If they knew that Colbert and Stewart were partners in humor, a pervasive sense of dread would have draped the West Wing.

The speech caused quite a storm. Colbert produced a twenty minute monologue that told the truth about Bush in ways nobody was willing to tell it in a high profile setting. The president was clearly appalled, the laughter was limited, and Colbert was utterly brilliant.

The material below shows us what public events can be like when the president and the people who run this country into the ground are forced to look into a mirror:

"But, listen [correspondents], let's review the rules. Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Just put 'em through a spell check and go home. Get to know your family again. Make love to your wife. Write that novel you got kicking around in your head. You know, the one about the intrepid Washington reporter with the courage to stand up to the administration. You know - fiction!" Stephen Colbert, April 30, 2007

The Colbert routine ranks as one of the great examples of speaking truth to power. In this case, the truth was devastating humor and the power was corrupt. Things have improved marginally in some areas, but the current administration carries on the broad policies of war, austerity, and coddling the ultra-wealthy that were the object of Colbert's scathing satire. The speech is well worth watching. The event is worth updating in some way to shine a bright light on the hypocrisy of the current administration.

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Also see: Bill Clinton Tweets Stephen Colbert 

He sold out, folks. Probably why I never watch him. Six years of self-promotion is enough.