I wasn't aware they had legalized it down there:
"Miley sparkles at Art Basel show on South Beach" by Kelli Kennedy, Associated Press December 05, 2014
MIAMI BEACH — In a bizarre and emotionally transparent performance, Miley Cyrus mocked her own music, opened up about her dark year, and belted out some Led Zeppelin. Oh yeah, and she smoked pot onstage.
Wearing a silver metallic Cleopatra wig and bright turquoise eye shadow, Cyrus kicked off a private, poolside show at the Raleigh Hotel in South Beach on Wednesday singing a duet of ‘‘Super Freak’’ with a topless woman.
Cyrus was among the top-billed acts during the star-studded week of the prestigious Art Basel Miami Beach.
The 22-year-old singer performed mostly covers, including Led Zeppelin, the Beatles’ ‘‘Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds,’’ and Johnny Cash, telling the audience she understood they were serious about real art and probably weren’t fans of her pop-music style.
‘‘You thought [Art Basel] was a respected place where you could escape me,’’ said Cyrus, who talked about her difficult year after her twerking performance at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards and the death of her dog.
The former Disney star said it took her to a dark place and made her realize many things she was doing seemed meaningless.
Speaking of dark places:
Disney Pedophilia and Satanic Role Models
Sort of explains why Hannah Montana has become such a tramp.
‘‘This year has constantly challenged me, and that’s why I started doing art,’’ she said before launching into a song she wrote after her friend’s cat spoke to her in a dream. She also played the macabre song on the piano, abruptly banging on the keys at the end, saying she was sick of talking about death and wanted to move on to something fun.
Later in the show, she donned a massive rainbow with a cutout for her head, while two other performers wore mushroom costumes. At one point, two costumed sharks and a penis ran across the stage. Despite distractions of bubbles floating through the air and falling confetti, one thing stood out — her vocal chops.
‘‘Usually I don’t smoke weed and drink, well that’s a lie . . . usually I don’t smoke weed and drink on show days, but I felt like it was fine in Miami,’’ said Cyrus, whose boyfriend, Patrick Schwarzenegger, also attended the party, hosted by designer Tommy Hilfiger, art dealer Jeffrey Deitch, and V Magazine. Schwarzenegger is the eldest son of Arnold Schwarzenegger and his estranged wife, Maria Shriver.
I guess there are two $y$tems of AmeriKan JU$TU$.
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I'm going to cancel the date.
Related: $outh Beach
Nice place to go surfing.
LAST DAY UPDATE:
"Cheryl Hines on dating a Kennedy: Be genuine
Actress Cheryl Hines, who joined America’s version of the royal family last summer when she married Robert F. Kennedy Jr., is offering Miley Cyrus a little bit of advice on dating a member of the Kennedy clan. Hines, known for her role as Larry David’s wife on HBO’s “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” first met Cyrus when she made an appearance on “Hannah Montana” in 2009. This week, Hines talked to the UK’s Closer Magazine about the young singer’s budding romance with Patrick Schwarzenegger, son of Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger. (Cyrus and young Schwarzenegger spent last weekend with his parents in Sun Valley, Idaho.) Hines’s advice for Cyrus? “Just have a good time and be genuine.” Judging from the pictures posted on Cyrus’s Instagram, all is well between her and the Terminator’s son. The 22-year-old singer recently posted a picture of herself, captioned “Have the best BF eva,” clad in a pizza-themed onesie and cuddling a similarly themed blanket (with different toppings). No word on whether Cyrus and Taylor Swift, who dated Hines’s stepson Conor Kennedy in 2012, have traded tips."
I guess we will never know.
