Too Busy To Read the Boston Globe

I'll give you one guess why:

Storm to pound Midwest as it moves east

Snow crews prepare for yet another wintry onslaught

More snow could push roofs to breaking point 

Heavy, wet snow may hit sagging roofs, limbs today 

Even children have had enough snow

Snow removal complaints piling up in Boston

How other cities fight the deluge 

Boston’s snow cleanup tactician lays out strategy

Snow-weary residents flee N.E., warming travel agents 

And even if I had the time I am too exhausted, and thus the stack of unread papers begins to grow again. 

I see anymore global warming garbage in their pages and I'm going to get really angry.