I'll give you one guess why:
Storm to pound Midwest as it moves east
Snow crews prepare for yet another wintry onslaught
More snow could push roofs to breaking point
Heavy, wet snow may hit sagging roofs, limbs today
Even children have had enough snow
Snow removal complaints piling up in Boston
How other cities fight the deluge
Boston’s snow cleanup tactician lays out strategy
Snow-weary residents flee N.E., warming travel agents
And even if I had the time I am too exhausted, and thus the stack of unread papers begins to grow again.
I see anymore global warming garbage in their pages and I'm going to get really angry.
