It was aliens that killed him!
"Funeral service held for astronaut
BOULDER — Astronaut Scott Carpenter, 88, was remembered at a funeral service in Colorado on Saturday. Carpenter, who grew up in Boulder and lived in Vail, Colo., died Oct. 10 of complications from a stroke in September. He was the second American to orbit the Earth (AP)."
Doesn't that belong in the obituary section?