That is one of the intriguing things about Islam: you rarely read or hear about a pooper-pumping priest or rabbi.
"Cleric gets jail for public indecency
CAIRO — An Egyptian court sentenced an ultraconservative former lawmaker and cleric to a year in prison for public indecency on Saturday, after police said they found him touching and caressing a woman in a parked car at night. Police said they saw a fully veiled woman on the lap of Ali Wanees in his car outside Cairo last month. He has denied the charges (AP)."
Yeah, the most pious ones are always the perverts; however, thank Allah it was a heterosexual encounter. I know it sounds horrible; however, you thank God these days when it isn't some altar boy, well, you know.
Btw, the veil makes me hot.