"Al Qaeda altered underwear bomb" July 28, 2012
ASPEN, Colo. — US security officials are on the lookout for a new type of explosive after analysis of an upgraded underwear bomb intercepted by a CIA operation in Yemen.
(Blog editor has already started snickering)
Transportation Security Administrator John Pistole said at the Aspen Security Forum that the device smuggled out by a double agent in an operation earlier this year was an upgrade from the underwear bomb carried by Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab to try to bring down a Detroit-bound airliner on Christmas 2009.
‘‘We found in the Underwear Plot, Part 2 . . . that a different type of explosive had been used than the previous one,’’ Pistole said, ‘‘so we have gone back and recalibrated all the equipment and we have been working with our canine.”
(Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
Excuse me, folks, but I gotta go change my shorts.
The CIA intercepted the device earlier this year, thwarting a plot by Al Qaeda’s affiliate in Yemen to destroy a US-bound airliner around the anniversary of the killing of Osama bin Laden.
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I think it was the stink in the shorts that gave them away!
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This is a joke, right? I mean, they don't come up with this stuff and seriously think it is going to fly?
Talk about rewriting the history of underwear.
