Wednesday, June 19, 2013

This Article Left Me All Wet

And not because it has been a wetter-than-average (and cooler) spring here:

"No break seen for UK’s wet weather" by Jill Lawless |  Associated Press, June 19, 2013

LONDON — The best advice for visitors to Britain — pack an umbrella — is more vital than ever.

Weather scientists said Tuesday that a country that has been unusually soggy in recent years is not likely to dry out soon, and a warm Atlantic Ocean may be to blame.

Meteorologists and climate scientists from around Britain met to discuss why the traditionally temperate country has recently experienced icy winters, the coldest spring in a half-century, and a string of washed-out summers.

They must really think we are idiots to try and put this fart mist out after the record cold winters around the Globe. 

The global warming thing is over. Even governments like Germany and Russia are admitting they got it wrong. European scientists are saying, yeah, it's been getting cooler for the last 15 years. 

This whole agenda pu$h to help Wall Street literally create money out of thin air and help underwrite a global government is really the limit for me.  

Mark my words, readers. One day they will have a fart and poop monitor that will be a mandatory suppository. For the good of the planet (and avaricious money-junkies) and the children, of course.

Stephen Belcher, a University of Reading meteorology professor who chaired the workshop organized by Britain’s weather-forecasting agency, Met Office, said evidence suggests Britain may be in the midst of a 10- to 20-year cycle of wet summer weather that started in 2007 and should end ‘‘in the next five to 10 years.’’

From the same people who said back in 2000 that snowfalls were a thing of the past.

The culprit is the jet stream, the narrow band of fast-moving wind which flows west to east across the Atlantic. It has dipped to the south, hovering over Britain and bringing soggy weather with it.

Yeah, whatever. This from the same crew that hid the decline since 1998 (when even I believed) and excommunicated any peers who questioned the $cience.

Adam Scaife of the Hadley Centre climate-change research facility said that for the past few summers ‘‘we had conditions in the northernmost Atlantic that were much warmer than normal.’’

Then why is it colder than usual?

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I gotta get out of these clothes. I'm soaking wet.