Saturday, January 3, 2009

You Can Pay Me Now AND Pay Me Later

Remember the old auto-body commercial? Pay me now or pay me later? The new thing is the environment, and the new saying is this post's title!

Please read:
Global Warming Causes Global Cooling first.

Also see Climate Change Causes Power Blackouts and related links within for more as well as the AmeriKan MSM's Long, Slow, Ceaseless Fart.

Now, observe the AGENDA-PUSHING PROPAGANDISTS at work!!


"Panel will urge gas tax increase of roughly 50%; Many driving less, straining highway fund" by Joan Lowy, Associated Press | January 3, 2009

WASHINGTON - Motorists are driving less and buying less gasoline, which means fuel taxes aren't raising enough money to keep pace with the cost of road, bridge, and transit programs.

A federal commission created by Congress to find a way to make up the growing revenue shortfall in the program that funds highway repairs and construction is set to call for a hefty increase in federal gas and diesel taxes.

Un-fucking-real!!

We DO the RIGHT THING for the fart-misting fuckers by driving less, and they want to TAX US FOR IT!!

Well, that is what this WHOLE THING is ABOUT, and WE KNOW IT, fart-fucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A roughly 50 percent increase in gasoline and diesel fuel taxes is being urged by the commission until the government devises another way for motorists to pay for using public roads....

WTF? We ALREADY PAID to HAVE THEM BUILT!!!

Of course, then this asshole government turned OUR PROPERTY over to BANKS so they could LEASE the STUFF BACK TO US with INTEREST!!

"In the 1990s, the T and other transit agencies were encouraged by federal officials to sell their train equipment to banks and then lease it back. The arrangement brought the T $53 million in upfront payments. In return, the private banks realized a tax benefit"

"The authority was attempting to renegotiate terms of a complex financial deal with the banking giant UBS. Known as a swaption, the arrangement could force the authority to pay out a $450 million lump sum"

NOT a GOOD IDEA at all!!! Thanks, Bill Clinton!

"During the go-go investing years, school districts, transit agencies, and other government entities were quick to jump into the global economy, hoping for fast gains to cover growing pension costs and budgets without raising taxes. Deals were arranged by armies of persuasive financiers who received big paydays. But now, hundreds of cities and government agencies are facing economic turmoil"

Yup, but the government is looking out for YOUR BEST INTERESTS, right, Amurkn? Why do you STILL BELIEVE THAT?

In a report expected in late January, members of the infrastructure financing commission say they will urge Congress to raise the gas tax by 10 cents a gallon and the diesel tax by 12 to 15 cents a gallon. At the same time, the commission will recommend tying the fuel tax rates to inflation.

So when prices go DOWN, so will the taxes, right? RIGHT?

The commission also will recommend that states raise their fuel taxes and make greater use of toll roads and fees for rush-hour driving.

Although the cost of gasoline has dropped dramatically in recent months, such tax increases could be politically treacherous for Democratic leaders in Congress. A gas tax increase was one of the reasons they lost control of the House and Senate in the 1994 elections....

Yeah, right, like they give a shit about the people when they can just rig elections!

But commission members said the government must find more road and bridge building money somewhere....

Then GET it from the WAR LOOTERS, the PHARMACEUTICALS, the BANKS, and ISRAEL, 'kay?!!!

Many Americans are driving less and switching to more fuel-efficient cars and trucks, and a shift to new fuels and technologies like plug-in hybrid electric cars will further erode gasoline sales.

Yup, we did WHAT YOU FART-MIST FUCKS told us to and what was the reward?

A SCOLDING about not paying enough taxes!!

So WE KNOW what this HORSE SHIT FART FUCK is about now: RAISING TAXES, period!!! Getting the American people to ONCE AGAIN FOR OVER $$$$ to the STINK GOVERNMENT!

According to a draft of the financing commission's recommendations, the nation must move to a new system that taxes motorists according to how much they use roads. While details have not been worked out, such a system would mean equipping every car and truck with a device that uses global positioning satellites and transponders to record how many miles the vehicle has been driven, and perhaps the type of roads and time of day.

That is FREEDOM?!! So now you are going to have to PAY for EVERY MILE you TRAVEL on top of the GAS and GAS TAXES, huh?

How's that ass feeling, America? Pretty wide and reamed out by these globalist fart-fuckers, huh?

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Charles Whittington, chairman of the American Trucking Associations, which supports a fuel tax increase as long as the money goes to highway projects, said Congress may decide to disguise a fuel tax increase as a surcharge to combat climate change.

Yup, they are going to SHOVE THIS UP YOUR ASS based on a GOD-DAMN LIE

Transportation is responsible for about a third of all US carbon emissions created by burning fossil fuels. Traffic congestion wastes an estimated 2.9 billion gallons of fuel a year. Less congestion would reduce greenhouse gases and dependence on foreign oil....

And would RAISE YOUR TAXES at the SAME TIME!!!!

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Here's the drill, USA citizen....

1. Pull up to pump

2. Get out of car

3. Drop pants

4. Insert gas pump into ass

5. Pump gas

O.K, get set, ready, go!!!!

And HOW LONG until you have to PAY for one of these as a STANDARD PART of the AUTO PURCHASE?

"Ignition lock laws target drunk drivers" by Associated Press | January 3, 2009

CHICAGO - Motorists convicted of driving drunk will have to install breath-monitoring devices in their cars under new laws that took effect in six states this week....

Users must pay for the fist-sized devices, which in Illinois cost about $80 to install on dashboards and $80 a month to rent; there's also a $30 monthly state fee. And they require periodic retesting while the car is running....

Isn't there something about DOUBLE JEOPARDY in the Constitution?

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And yet, despite the weather, despite the science, despite

"Mass. launches effort to protect coast residents; Rising sea levels pose a threat" by Beth Daley, Globe Staff | January 3, 2009

Massachusetts is kicking off an innovative pilot program to defend the state's 78 coastal communities against rising sea levels and fiercer storms brought on by global warming.

Yeah, never mind those DROPPING and RECEDING levels of sea rise as well as LYING about the fiercer storms! Just IGNORE the SCIENCE when it suits you, fart-fucks!

Readers, I GET TIRED of this SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The state's Executive Office of Energy and Environmental Affairs announced yesterday that seven communities have been selected to learn how best to adapt to climate change, by doing such things as elevating buildings in flood-prone areas, developing disaster plans for more frequent storms, and prohibiting construction in vulnerable areas.

Yup, MORE MONEY WASTED on LIES!!!

Or have you forgotten the ETHANOL DEBACLE?

By getting the nod, Boston, Falmouth, Hull, Oak Bluffs, Duxbury, Kingston, and Plymouth will be able to tap into state technical expertise to figure out how to slow erosion, for example, or use laws or education strategies to reduce damage from sea level rise and more frequent storms.

The move is part of a growing international effort to accommodate - not just prevent - higher temperatures, changing precipitation patterns, sea level rise, and longer growing seasons from the release of heat-trapping gases from power plants, factories, and cars. New England winters have warmed more than 4 degrees in the last 30 years, bringing with them a host of changes from shifting distribution patterns of tree pests to economic troubles for ice fishing businesses.

Of course, now that it is getting cooler....

"It's a step forward; I applaud them," said Paul Kirshen, a Tufts University professor and specialist in climate change adaptation. "All the research, including mine, shows it makes a lot more economic, environmental, and social sense to adapt rather than wait a few decades until the full impacts of climate change are felt."

Yeah, I guess he is OUT of a JOB if the LIE is EXPOSED, huh?

If fairly conservative climate projections hold true for Boston, global warming could raise sea levels enough by the end of the century that Boston Harbor will flood parts of East Boston and the Financial District during a typical winter northeaster. South Boston, Back Bay, and Cambridge could also flood during a Category-2 hurricane, according to simulations produced for the Globe in 2007 by a computer modeling consultant.

Oh, it is all COMPUTER MODELING, is it?

Adapting to global warming has been discussed for years in low-lying island nations, Europe, and elsewhere around the world. But it was infrequently mentioned in the United States in part because the Bush administration was reluctant to acknowledge manmade climate change, let alone plan for it, climate experts say. They say the incoming Obama administration is likely to accelerate adaptation efforts.

Also, cities and towns that wanted to prepare for climate change were often stymied because it was not entirely clear how much sea level would rise, or how many more fierce hurricanes, for example, New England would experience as worldwide temperatures rose....

Honestly, readers, I am TIRED of their FART-FUCK AGENDA!!!

How about coming over here and pulling my finger, fart shits?

Pfffffffffffftttt!!!!

Now take a BIG WHIFF!!!

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Oh, yeah, about those "computer models":

"California quake drill stirs debate on safety of steel office towers" by Jia-Rui Chong, Los Angeles Times | January 3, 2009

LOS ANGELES - Modern steel office buildings have long been considered among the sturdiest in major earthquakes. But the results from a model developed for a massive earthquake drill in Southern California last fall have fueled a debate about whether these structures are more vulnerable than previously thought....

Luke Zamperini, principal inspector for the Los Angeles Department of Building and Safety, said the test was interesting but not compelling enough to merit action. He was not convinced that an earthquake of this size would collapse any steel high-rises.

"It's hypothetical," Zamperini said. A building code change "is based on forensics, on what we've seen happen. Engineers are not willing to make changes on what people theorize might happen."

Ronald Hamburger, who is past president of the Structural Engineers Association of California and was part of the review committee, agreed that the collapse of a few steel high-rises in a major earthquake was probable, but he, like many structural engineers, worried about focusing too much on the steel high-rises. "There are the hundreds of other buildings that are going to collapse," he said.

"It's much easier and financially doable to fix the other buildings than figure out which five steel buildings collapse."

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But this piece of PROPAGANDA got it's job done!!!


Readers, this is SAD!!

That LAST ARTICLE was a BULLSHIT REPORT posing as "news" -- just like EVERYTHING ELSE in the PAPER!!!!!!!