Sunday, June 19, 2011

Stroking the American People

Both parties are doing it:

"Obama, Boehner tee off for a friendly round of golf" by Associated Press / June 19, 2011

 WASHINGTON — President Obama was proud and House Speaker John Boehner was exhilarated.

No, this wasn’t a celebration of some big White House-Congress deal on the national debt. Just a couple of weekend golfers hitting the links on a sunny Saturday.

Obama brought Boehner, an Ohio Republican, to his home course for their much-anticipated round, the first time the political rivals and avid golfers have played together.

The four-hour outing came amid heightened tensions between the White House and Capitol Hill over deficit reduction negotiations and the US military’s involvement in Libya. But aides to both Obama and Boehner said their time on the course was more about stroking putts than striking deals....

And guess who is getting jerked off, America?

The president is a frequent weekend golfer.

The White House made a rare exception and allowed the press to watch Obama and his playing partners finish the first hole, a par five. 

I'll bet they creamed in their knickers.

Vice President Joe Biden was cool under pressure, sinking a 15- to 20-foot putt....   

Wooh, wooh, wooh, wooh.... oh, sorry, wrong sport! 

The president, dressed in dark pants, a white polo shirt and a baseball cap, putted for par, tapping home a short shot after missing a 12-footer.

Which is better than his performance as president. I'd call that a triple-bogey!

Think more wars, still spying and torturing, and no Wall Street crooks in jail.

Ohio’s Republican governor, John Kasich, a former congressman, missed a long 30-footer, then tapped in for par.  

This is news I needed to know.

Boehner, one of the best golfers in Congress, gave a hearty “Oh yeah!’’ after draining a short putt.

Obama, who is not in Boehner’s links league, patted the speaker on the back as they headed toward the second hole, the president driving their cart.

Well, THAT JUST ABOUT SAYS IT ALL, doesn't it?

It's PRESIDENT BONER, 'er, BOEHNER, folks! The PERFECT PRESIDENT to F*** YOU!

While Obama is an avid golfer, he rarely plays with anyone outside of his small cadre of close aides.

Obama has turned into Bush in every way.

His rounds run long, usually well over five hours, and those close to the president say he revels in the chance to get out of the spotlight.  

That means he sucks.

Obama’s penchant for privacy extends to his social life.  

Yeah, he has a penchant for privacy while his government scoops up all your calls, emails, and texts.  

Sig heil!

He surrounds himself with a tight inner circle of family and friends, and rarely socializing with other politicians in Washington.

Yeah, but how many friends does he have on Facebook? 

Yesterday’s golf outing was one of the first times Obama and Boehner have gotten together for anything other than a policy meeting....  

I thought you were supposed to enjoy a jerk-off; all I got was limp. Must have been who was tugging.

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