Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Joke of the Day

We initially laughed’’

So did I!


"Pakistan says US man aimed to kill bin Laden" by Chris Brummitt and Munir Khan, Associated Press | June 16, 2010

ISLAMABAD — An American armed with a pistol and a 40-inch sword was detained in northern Pakistan as he tried to cross the border into Afghanistan on a mission to avenge the 9/11 attacks and kill Osama bin Laden, police said yesterday.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!


TOO LATE!!!

Police said Gary Brooks Faulkner, a 51-year-old construction worker, was also carrying Christian literature and a small amount of hashish.

He must have smoked the rest, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!

Faulkner’s sister, interviewed in Colorado, said her brother has polycystic kidney disease that has left him with only 9 percent kidney function and needs dialysis.

Oh, IS THAT EVER an IN-YOUR-FACE INSULT, Amurkn newspaper readers!

That's WHY the DEAD GUY is DEAD!!!

Yup, Agent Zero here was going to go on an assassination mission needing dialysis, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!

But Deanna M. Faulkner, of Grand Junction, Colo., said she didn’t think her brother’s illness was his motivation in going to Pakistan.

“I don’t believe this was, ‘I’m dying and I’m going to do a hurrah thing.’ ’’ She said her brother is “very religious’’ but declined to elaborate.

Late yesterday, the top police officer in the Chitral region declined to repeat his earlier statement that the American had said he was on a mission to kill bin Laden. Mumtaz Ahmad Khan did not retract his remarks, but said that they were not the American’s “pure words.’’

And the BACKTRACK and COVER-UP begins!!!

Khan did repeat earlier allegations that Faulkner was armed with a pistol, sword, and dagger when he was arrested late Sunday. Faulkner is now in the hands of the country’s intelligence agencies.

He FORGOT THIS:

GOOD LUCK, Gary!!!!

The whereabouts of bin Laden are a very sensitive issue for Pakistan’s military and intelligence establishment. Their officials generally deny the possibility that bin Laden is hiding somewhere along the Pakistan-Afghan border as Western intelligence agencies believe.

Yeah, for U.S. WAR PROPAGANDISTS!!!

The REST OF US know he is DEAD, DEAD, DEAD!!!!!

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!

Bin Laden has evaded a massive manhunt since the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks on the United States, which he is accused of masterminding along with other attacks. Washington has offered a bounty of $25 million for information leading to his capture.

EASY when you are "HIDING" in a HOLE in the HILLS!!!!

Faulkner was picked up in a forest in the Chitral region late on Sunday, Khan said.

“We initially laughed when he told us that he wanted to kill Osama bin Laden,’’ said Khan. But he said when officers seized the weapons and night-vision equipment, “our suspicion grew.’’

CIA-equipped, 'eh?


He said the American was trying to cross into the nearby Afghan region of Nuristan.

Then I laughed even harder when I saw his photograph.

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