Sunday, June 27, 2010

Sunday Globe Knock-Knock Jokes

What we used to do was call up the drug store and ask if they had Prince Albert in a can?

When the druggist said yes we would say "Then let him out" and hang up.


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Another knee-slapper!

"Bin Laden hunter freed by Pakistan vows to try again" by ASSOCIATED PRESS | June 25, 2010

DENVER — A Colorado man who traveled to Pakistan to hunt down Osama bin Laden said he’ll “absolutely’’ try again, despite his arrest in the woods of northern Pakistan.

Gary Faulkner returned home to Greeley, Colo., late Wednesday after being detained June 13 when authorities found him armed with a pistol, a sword, and night-vision equipment.

Just wondering why the recap left out the hashish and Bible.

He was eventually moved to Islamabad before being released without charges Wednesday morning, according to his brother.

The tired yet buoyant construction worker reached Denver around midnight and spoke briefly with reporters, saying he was feeling good. “All I want to do is get some rest,’’ he said.

But during a stopover in Los Angeles, Faulkner was asked by reporters if he planned to return. “Absolutely,’’ he said. He added cryptically, “You’ll find out at the end of August.’’

Faulkner said he was well cared for during his confinement and that Pakistani medical workers administered dialysis to treat his kidney disease....

I think the Pakistanis knew who they had on their hands.

Gary Faulkner told officials he was out on what relatives have called a Rambo-type mission to kill or capture bin Laden....

He forgot this:

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Oh, you already heard that one?

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Sorry.

Also see:
Did Ambassador Haqqani Grant Visa To Faulkner Thinking He Was CIA?