From the top:
Vanilla prices are giving scoop shops a giant ice-cream headache
Yes, the lead feature is literally vanilla.
Overtime costs Boston police more than just money
They are "working" 90 hours a week?
Trump’s invitation to Philippine leader stuns aides and critics alike
I like the move. I know, Duterte did this, Duterte did that. If we are losing him as an ally it makes sense to have him visit, doesn't it?
‘It’s a tax rip-off’ More than a decade after the Globe Spotlight Team’s reporting on financial abuses by private charitable foundations, has the situation improved?
See: Yawkey Talkey
I'd say not.
Bridj, local on-demand bus service, is shutting down
Went nowhere after all the Globe promotion?
Looks like it will be a long wait for the next bus.
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Congress reaches deal to keep government open through September
Didn't make print, and Trump won a $15 billion down payment for military.
Tornadoes, flooding kill 13 in South and Midwest
My national lead, and rightly so.
School voucher idea founders in Texas
Methodist court ruling a setback for lesbian bishop
Rallies planned nationwide in support of immigrants
Pastor admits impregnating teen, gets prison term
As number of adoptions drops, many US agencies face strains
Last two didn't make it?
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Fugitive Afghan warlord returns, but peace elusive
Oh, look, it's the CIA's ace-in-the-hole, the terrorist warlord who has been rehabilitated!
45 civilians killed by coalition strikes in March, Pentagon says
Seems like a low body count, but the Globe didn't want you seeing that one?
Turkey threatens further strikes on US-allied Syrian Kurds
The whole situation over there is so f***ing convoluted with allies working at cross purposes and changing sides all the time. It's obvious here that Turkey doesn't want a Kurdistan like the globe-kicking war-makers, and thus the pre$$ is succeed on them today.
Iranian who ran TV network slain in Turkey
Who would want to put a wedge between those two?
France’s Macron honors Holocaust victims, vows ‘Never again’
His campaign is way off target, although sucking up to the Jews is a prerequisite to holding office in western nations.
Famed Swiss climber killed near Mount Everest
Cuban military plane crashes, killing 8 troops on board
Hmmmmmmmmmm.
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Trump warns North Korea’s missiles will become more dangerous
As long as it is only words.....
Turkey purges nearly 4,000 more officials in aftermath of coup plot
That's a Turkish triple play today!
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Trump seeks to cover people with preexisting medical conditions
They still need to repeal Obamacare to get the tax bill through.
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A8
Shadow rules in Copley too stiff a price for tower
The many walls of silence around autism
You might want to take a shot at this conspiracy theory before the new bird flu arrives, and that's all I have to say.
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A9
One legacy of Jane Jacobs: community walks around the globe
How to plan an affordable future for Boston
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A10
Spread of hate crimes has lawmakers seeking harsher penalties
They are really flogging the issue lately.
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B1
Nearly 100, a Boston firehouse eyes new start
Massachusetts Medical Society recommends medically supervised drug use clinics
Why not legalize it then?
After nearly 60 years and a two-item menu, Lawrence restaurant closes
Dorchester police captain enlists app to help combat commercial break-ins
Apps will solve any problem.
In the bottom left-hand corner I got a photo but no print.
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Arlington joins neighbors and drops speed limit
New England news in brief
No room for the cello story?
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Joe Biden in N.H.: ‘Guys, I am not running’
Good.
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B8
Lisel Judge, 101, fencer who fled Nazis, led Brandeis women to 16 N.E. titles
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B9
As stores struggle, Amazon closes in on tipping point for apparel
Must have been one for the Globe, too. Rubble of retail, huh?
Keurig coffee maker started a $100k fire, insurer Liberty Mutual alleges
That's one hot cup of coffee!
Myomo pioneering an IPO that includes small investors
Giving you a hand?
Five years later, DraftKings readies for its second act
I'll pass on that pick.
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B10
Yo ho ho! Pennsylvania aims to smash US embargo on Cuban rum
Is that what was on the plane?
Apple’s stock races ahead as investors bet on new iPhones
Globe didn't want to talk about those?
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B16
Is Ivanka Trump’s new book being buried?
I didn't see it on the shelves.
I hope someone got my message in a bottle.....