Sunday, September 8, 2013

Sunday Globe Special: I Just Spit the Boston Globe Bit

It's an EPIPHANY!

I was picking away at the Great Boston Globe Throw-Away this morning and it just happened. I started throwing them out wholesale, not caring what was noted. I clipped a few articles, but all the NoPP notes, all the unread sections, all the s*** from months ago? Gone. In the recycling bag, gone. Same as a load of drafts in here.

I think it is close to the end, folks. Very close. I'm going to begin being very, very selective in what Boston Globe shit I decide to shovel at you. I'm sorry if you feel I've failed you, although my hit totals would belie that sentiment from me. They are skyrocketing as Syria shows the American people and the world what a $hit media we have here in the $tates.