More bull$hit from the Bo$ton Globe:
"None of this, of course, is as spine-tingling as waiting for Apple to unveil its iPhone 6 or even merging into Boston traffic. But in the world of banking, where boring is a cherished tradition, every bank wants to stand out among the competition and lure in more customers, but since 2008, when the near collapse of the global financial system provided thrills for a lifetime....
Time to withdraw.
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So sayeth the Bo$ton Globe.
Sorry I can no longer stand to read the monied media anymore, dear readers. I've failed you.