Saturday, April 18, 2009

Drunk-Driving School

You can't make this stuff up. Only in Massachusetts!!!!

I'm so proud of my sh*t state!


"Driving teacher was drunk during lesson

A driving instructor was clearly sending the wrong message to his students: He was found guilty yesterday in Ipswich District Court of giving a driving lesson while drunk. Daniel Winsky, 53, of Salem was sentenced to 18 months of probation and a one-year loss of license for operating under the influence. Winsky was technically operating the Anthony's Auto School car because it was fitted with a brake on the passenger side for instructors to take control and stop cars during driving lessons. Winsky will also have to pay $2,000 in fines and attend state-mandated classes."

Looks like he'll have company soon
:

"Superior Court judge faces DUI charge

A Superior Court judge is facing a charge of driving under the influence after being arrested Wednesday in Lexington, Middlesex County prosecutors said. Christine M. McEvoy, 58, of Belmont was arraigned in Concord District Thursday. McEvoy waived her appearance and a plea of not guilty was entered on her behalf, said Corey Welford, a spokesman for the Middlesex district attorney's office."

Related:
Boston Globe Covers For Drunk Connecticut Judge

And yet the authorities are all bunged-up about pot and they can't solve any murders or bank robberies.

And it turns out -- as usual when it comes to immorality -- that the lecturing, moralizing, legislating authorities are the worst offenders.