Tuesday, April 7, 2009

No One Wants to Touch Toxic Turds

And the Globe buries the piece at the bottom of page B12 .

Pretty soon we'll be burying
them.

Related:
Toxic Assets Toxic For Taxpayers Only

Trillion Dollar Toxin Brings Wall Street to Life

"In bid to attract smaller buyers, US relaxes rules on bad assets" by Associated Press | April 7, 2009

WASHINGTON - The Treasury Department is making it easier for hedge funds and other private investors to participate in its plan for buying up banks' bad assets, an acknowledgment that the interest level so far has been lackluster.

Analysts said the move shows the program hasn't yet attracted enough large fund managers, who may be wary of ending up on the wrong side of a congressional probe or public backlash. The program's requirements also excluded too many smaller managers, they said.

The government is relying on private investors to purchase poorly performing real estate investments currently weighing on bank balance sheets. Yesterday, the Treasury relaxed a requirement that companies already manage at least $10 billion of the mortgage-backed securities to participate. A Treasury official said only a few firms qualified.

The department also emphasized that the program is open to small firms owned by women and minorities and said it will encourage such firms to partner with private asset managers.

Either way YOU will be picking up the TAB, taxpayers!!!

"Clearly, they weren't getting the participation they needed," said Bernie McGinn, chief executive of McGinn Investment Management, a money manager based in Alexandria, Va.

Some fund managers are concerned about teaming up with the government after the firestorm over bonuses paid to executives at insurance giant American International Group, which has received $182.5 billion in bailout funds. The House has approved legislation taxing the bonuses at 90 percent, though the measure hasn't become law.

Then why bring it up (and obfuscate about it)?

See: Congress to Let AIG Keep Bonuses

"Investors are leery about getting involved with any government program, because they don't want to be very visible," said Steven Persky, managing partner and cofounder of Dalton Investments, a hedge fund specializing in distressed debt. "You don't want to be on the wrong side of a congressional investigation."

Why not?

Large banks that have received billions in government bailout funds could seek to buy toxic assets through the public-private partnership, though Treasury said it would consider an institution's overall financial health before approving its application.

WTF? You BAILING OUT your OWN BAILOUT, 'murka?

And WHO is going to BENEFIT while YOU take the LOSS??

But McGinn noted that some large banks are more likely to sell assets into the program than buy. Representatives from Citigroup and Morgan Stanley said those companies were evaluating the government partnership. A Goldman Sachs Inc. spokesman declined to comment....

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Btw, they wouldn't be called "toxic" if they were actually worth something.

If they were worth something, the banks would be paying for them, not unloading them.

Also see:
Congress Gives Bankers Permission to Lie