This one made me laugh.
"Police say lotion slowed his getaway run
Police said a Framingham man could not make a smooth getaway Wednesday night, because he was hampered by slacks that were nearly bursting at the seams after he stuffed 75 bottles of body lotion in his pants. Springfield police said Chamil Guadarrama, 30, was charged with larceny after the incident at Bath and Body Works in the Eastfield Mall. Police said mall security officers chased Guadarrama, who had stuffed so many of the 8-ounce lotion containers in his pants that he could barely run (AP)."
