Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Iran Item Makes Me Quake With Laughter

I'm just wondering if the *ewsmedia botched the translation again.

"Iran sentences three activists to prison for role in postelection protests; Revokes licenses of two opposition political parties" by Nasser Karimi, Associated Press | April 20, 2010

TEHRAN — In a separate development, Iranian media reported that a senior Iranian cleric said women who wear revealing clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes.

I blame the war-mongering war-looters and their HAARP, but everyone is free to believe what they want.

“Many women who do not dress modestly, . . . lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity, and spread adultery in society, which [consequently] increases earthquakes,’’ Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying.

Iran is one of the world’s most earthquake-prone countries, and the cleric’s unusual explanation for why the earth shakes follows a prediction by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that a quake is certain to hit Tehran and that many of its 12 million inhabitants should relocate.

Oy vey, the crazy Iranians!

Women in the Islamic Republic are required to cover from head to toe, but many, especially the young, ignore some of the more strict codes and wear tight coats and scarves pulled back that show much of the hair.

“What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble?’’ Sedighi asked during a prayer sermon Friday. “There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam’s moral codes.’’

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Hey, thanks, MSM; I needed a good laugh after the last few days of Muslim-hating garbage.

Ever notice the only group that is never portrayed as just a little bit crazy in my AmeriKan newspaper is the Jews?


Strange, seeing as they are the
psychopaths.

"Israel urged to give up nuclear weapons" by Associated Press | April 19, 2010

TEHRAN — An Iranian-hosted international disarmament conference concluded yesterday with a demand that Israel join the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty to assure a nuclear weapons-free Middle East.

Gee, I didn't see much about that nuclear conference.

Obama's charade got most of the coverage over here, and Israel wasn't even mentioned.

The two-day conference followed closely behind a 47-nation nuclear security conference hosted by President Obama in Washington last week, which excluded Iran and nuclear-armed North Korea....

As the conference was ending yesterday, Iran staged an annual military parade, where it displayed missiles capable of carrying nuclear warheads.

Yeah, so what?

I'm so sick of the war-promoting innuendo from the s*** bag *ew paper!

The forum, which Iran said was attended by representatives of 60 countries, gave Tehran a platform for challenging Washington’s assertion that it wants to see a world without nuclear weapons and for defending its own nuclear program. It criticized what it called a double-standard by some nuclear powers that urge disarmament while ignoring the nuclear arsenal Israel is widely believed to possess.

That's because ISRAEL RUNS THEIR GOVERNMENTS!

Israel, which does not confirm or deny possessing nuclear arms, has refused to sign the treaty, which would require it to open up its nuclear facilities to international inspectors.

Yeah, but THAT is OKAY!

Iran signed the darn thing and is open to inspection and they are the ones being harassed?

Yeah, THAT is FUNNY!!

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That is just to make them look silly.

Hey, go ahead and take the bite, Usrael.

You know how fast toast burns, right?