Tuesday, July 6, 2010

This Will Cool You Off, America

Actually, it just made me warmer. That's usually what happens when I get angry.

Related:
Climate Change Mea Culpa

Turns out it is nothing of the sort and is the same old pack of lie$ the agenda-pusher$ have been $hoveling the whole time.

"Dutch agency admits to mistakes in UN climate report" by Arthur Max, Associated Press | July 6, 2010

THE HAGUE — A leading Dutch environmental agency, taking the blame for one of the glaring errors that undermined the credibility of a seminal UN report on climate change, said yesterday it has discovered more small mistakes and urged the panel to be more careful.

We call them LIES in these parts!


But the review by the Netherlands Environmental Assessment Agency found that none of the errors affected the fundamental conclusion by a UN panel of scientists: that global warming caused by humans is happening and is threatening the lives and well-being of millions of people.

I'm starting to get hot, readers.

Yup, NEVER MIND YOUR SENSES or the LIES, world!

Just BELIEVE LYING S*** BAGS because THEY SAY SO!!


Mistakes discovered in the 3,000-page report by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change last year fed into an atmosphere of skepticism over the reliability of climate scientists who have been warning for many years that human-induced emissions of greenhouse gases could have catastrophic consequences, including rising sea levels, drought, and the extinction of nearly one-third of the Earth’s species.

We have HAD IT with the $ELF-$ERVING LIAR$ and their $care tactic$, 'kay?


The errors put scientists on the defensive in the months before a major summit on climate change in Copenhagen in December, which met with only limited success on agreeing how to limit carbon emissions and contain the worst effects of global warming.

The science panel’s underlying conclusions remain valid, said Maarten Hajer, the Dutch agency’s director. The panel’s report is not a house of cards that collapses with one error, but is more like a puzzle with many pieces that need to fit together, he contended. “So the errors do not affect the whole construction,’’ he said at a news conference....

PFFFFFFFFTT!

Oh, sorry; I just added to the carbon problem.

I have to pay how much for that fart?

The Dutch agency accepted responsibility for one mistake by the science panel, which reported in 2005 that 55 percent of the Netherlands is below sea level, when only 26 percent is....

And I am supposed to believe the liars now because its hot out today?

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Well, it IS the MIDDLE of SUMMER here!

"Agency says global carbon dioxide levels stayed flat in ’09" by Arthur Max, Associated Press | July 2, 2010

AMSTERDAM — The world’s industrial emissions of climate-changing carbon dioxide held steady last year, as recession slowed production in rich countries while growth in China and India made up the difference, a leading monitoring agency reported yesterday.

The Netherlands Environment Assessment Agency said....

WHO CARES what THOSE LIARS SAID?

The Dutch government-sponsored agency's evaluations are based on energy data from the oil company BP, the International Energy Agency, and the figures from cement, steel, and other industries collected by the European Commission’s Joint Research Center....

Oh, they GOT the NUMBERS from BP, huh?

Yeah, we know how TRUTHFUL those guys are after what is happening in the Gulf of Mexico.

Measured by country, China remains the largest polluter, but the United States emits nearly three times more per person, it said. The report comes as 194 countries try to reach an accord to control the gases scientists say are raising the Earth’s average temperatures. That rise, if unchecked, could lead to catastrophic water shortages, rising seas and coastal flooding, and more severe drought in arid zones....

It COULD also lead to LONGER GROWING SEASONS and MORE FOOD!

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I'm sorry, readers, I have to take a break to cool off.