"Police on hunt for Sasquatch sculpture
Vermont State Police are on the hunt for Bigfoot. State Police are trying to find a Sasquatch sculpture stolen from a driveway in Westford. Authorities said the 8-pound, 15-inch-tall plastic sculpture of a Bigfoot head and chest was taken off a tree Saturday or Sunday. Trooper Todd Ambroz said Monday that the homeowners, who had recently moved to Westford, are fond of their Sasquatch and just want it back. He said the Bigfoot owners are using a community website called Front Porch Forum to try to find the beast."
I'm sorry, folks, I don't believe in Bigfoot -- and am inclined even less so since it makes an appearance in my "newspaper."
