The Globes had not arrived when I stopped at the newsstand this morning, and thus I didn't buy one. So you get a NoPP (lasted a week) in the new format I've been promising.
What I normally would do is bring the Globe back, unfold it, and put it on the table. I'll give you the tour I would have taken with my red and blue pens:
The first thing I would have noticed was the front-page feature about the gay basketball player, which I find offensive not because of the gay part, but because I don't like sports on my front page.
I would have then turned to the feature story of today's Senate election. They moved the voting place to a church because of renovation at the high school, but I will likely not vote today. As I have documented here, there is no one to vote for. If I do make my way over it will be for Lynch, and someone I know will be happy if I do not. As for the Boston mayoral race, I won't read it and you know why.
I already did a next day update on the marathon coverage of the Marathon Log Roll, so it would then be on to the BU deaths connected to the bombings and a fire in Allston.
[UPDATE: "Actual Footage Boston Bombing Suspects Fire Fight With Police, Watertown The suspects were trying to surrender in the middle of the firefight, and were shouting, "We didn't do it?"]
Upon the turn-in I would be looking at the national lead. I assume that is the selection of Obama's new transportation chief; however, I would not be surprised if it was another reference to the Holoevent. I'm so sick of reading about that event in my newspaper, sorry.
I suppose that is why the conventional myth of a narrative is reinforced again today, partly because that whole thing is starting to slip in the wake of Boston. Of course, it is hard to believe what I am seeing in the wake of Sunday, but that's propaganda. Yeah, "some areas along the shore are still devastated." Then there are the obligatory school shooting and girl kidnapped from school agenda-pushers, and we know why. The only question is, are they real events or staged and scripted fictions?
Opposite the national page is the world section. What would see there is the Al-CIA-Duh in Syria making an assassination attempt on a Syrian minister, with the chemical weapons charge carried underneath. You know, I spent a week documenting all the lies and catching up on Syria about two months ago, and the crapola has gotten even worse. They really don't expect us to buy this latest bulls*** after Iraq, do they? Even if they were used, we all know it would or has been an USraeli false flag to frame carried out by their Al-CIA-Duh agents.
As for the rest the Czech gas explosion has been logged, and so is the Somalia article I would have definitely read. I would have read both articles (the corruption John Kerry says is worth dying for is driven by CIA payments in the form of BAGS of CASH?) about Afghanistan (U.S. killed more civilians, 'eh?), the ones considering Pakistan (who would want to bomb peace?) and Iraq (Al-CIA-Duh again), although I may have passed on the piece from Ireland. As for Bangladesh, I made my feelings known yesterday, and the story from Japan reminds me of what I should be working on. I was surprised to see this; however, I did notice it was Iran trying to dial it back as Israel was just sold some subs by Germany. You know, the kind they used to sink a South Korean ship, which their mouthpiece then media blamed on the North.
By this time I'm generally exhausted and sighing because of the agenda-pushing, war-promoting lies, and the elitist, supremacist insults that come with the viewpoint. I generally skip by the editorial and opinion page, even though I probably shouldn't sometimes.
Then it is on to the second section beginning with Metro. I would likely not all the articles in my notebook; however, the only ones I would be interested are these:
Thefts cost Middleborough PTA $30,000
Licenses for immigrants has support in Conn.
Sides in R.I. ready to face off over gun control issue
Vermont Health Department issues chick warning
Search for moose leads Vermont police to pot plants
That would have been a 4/20.
And now I see there is a South African tie to the Boston bombings?
Then it would be on to the business section, something I have been reading more of for one rea$on or another. I see the Bitcoin makes an appearance, but nothing about taxing it and it isn't reliable next to the Federal Reserve(!). Chrysler's profit report would interest me, and I might give a look at the article regarding Greece (firing more civil servants and lowering wages to serve bankers is nothing new), but as for the rest it looks like the same old bullshit. France offering tax cuts surprises me given the socialist(?) government that wants to IMPORT CHEAP FOREIGN LABOR, but he's just trying to get back into the good graces of business. As for the whining of certain interests, I no longer want to hear it when they are taking opportunity abroad. Not my fault the dollar is dropping.
That would bring me to the obituaries and the names sections, and without a printed paper I'm not wasting the time even though I see some names that would catch my eye.
Oddly, it took about half the time to delivery this commentary to you than actually read the paper.
