Sunday, September 14, 2014

Slow Saturday Special: Cheers Gone Silent

"Internet service is erratic in a new private Wi-Fi network the NFL installed in stadiums this year to great fanfare. The NFL maintains strict control over the tablets and Wi-Fi network, leaving teams with little ability to ensure signal quality in their own stadiums, [and] this is not what the NFL was hoping to hear after it announced a $400 million sponsorship with Microsoft Corp. last year."

That's weird. I was told it's ‘‘one of the greatest success stories in gaming over the last 10 years.’’ Should have asked them to design a bank ATM instead.

Can you hear them now? 

Besides, they got way bigger problems now.

At least he didn't stab or rape her, and I just found out they also have a child! And now his breadwinning ability has been destroyed.

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It is Sunday and I will have to leave you for a long stretch today. I am truly sorry, but don't cancel the games.

NEXT DAY UPDATES: 

Two hospitals team up to aid domestic violence victims

Maybe women should start wearing a helmet.