Thursday, April 2, 2009

Soccer Coach Penalized For Handball

Took the free kick right in the ass, didn't ya, coach?

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Gooooooooooaaaaaaalllll!!!

"Girls soccer coach resigns over e-mail

The coach of a soccer team for 6- and 7-year-old girls has resigned after receiving criticism for a season-opening e-mail sent to parents. Michael Kinahan wrote in his resignation letter to the board of the Scituate Youth Soccer League that people failed to see the humor in his e-mail in which he said "losing is for losers" and encouraged parents to feed their daughters "undercooked red meat."

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!


Scituate's own Bob Knight, huh?


Just don't make it a hot dog, hmmmm?

Kinahan, who dubbed his team "Green Death," said the e-mail was meant to give parents a "chuckle."

Oooopps!!! Some uptight bung-holes din't see it that way!


Chris Park, league registrar, told the Patriot Ledger of Quincy that some parents understood the tone of the e-mail. Others did not and complained. Park says Kinahan has a "wry, sarcastic" sense of humor, but may have gone too far when he showed disdain for referees (AP)."

Hey, if they suck, you gotta
let 'em know!

Seriously, though, is what he did all that bad, considering....


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