Call you fat, then foist this on you.
"Survey: What fast-food burger chain is your favorite?"
FLASHBACK:
"Americans fatter than ever, CDC says" by Reuters | July 9, 2009
WASHINGTON - Americans are getting heavier than ever, with more than 26 percent of the population now fully obese, the US government said yesterday.
Despite warnings that the population must stop layering on the fat and frightening statistics that show two-thirds of Americans are overweight or obese, the weight trend continues, the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reported....
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Then why are they starving?
Related: Food Stamps Make You Fat
U.N. doesn't have a table for you, 'eh?