Friday, April 26, 2013

Breaking News: Justin Beiber's Tour Bus Bombed in Sweden

It was the Muslims, it was the terrorists, it was the white supremacists, it was the.... people who hate bad music!!!! 

And Sweden, just in case you didn't know, HARBORS TERRORISTS from IRAQ and IRAN!! So we already know who did it.  

"Justin Bieber’s bus searched

Swedish police said Thursday that they had found drugs and a stun gun on pop singer Justin Bieber’s tour bus. No arrests were made since the bus was empty at the time. Police said they decided to act after smelling marijuana coming from inside the bus while it was parked outside the hotel where Bieber was staying in the capital, Stockholm.

That's another sure sign of a terrorist (who was quietly sent back?).

Drug officers searched the bus during the concert while Bieber was onstage. Police said a small amount of drugs and a stun gun were discovered during a search of the bus, which had been parked under the Globen concert venue. Bieber, who arrived in Helsinki later Thursday, tweeted after his arrival: ‘‘some of the rumors about me . . . where do people even get this stuff. whatever . . . back to the music.’’ (AP)."

Yeah, whatever. I guess it was a bombing of a different sort. Stink bomb.

Related: Canadian "CIA-Duh" Overflows

That didn't make my paper today. Must have stunk so much it's been flushed.