Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Breaking Wind: Government Will Decide Who Gets to Fart For Free

Hate to put it in such a vulgar way; however, the analogy is muy accurate! "" I have only one thing to say.

Pffffffffffffffftttttt!


"Northeast compact inspired climate change bill; Democrats urge emissions caps, credits" by Lisa Wangsness, Globe Staff | April 1, 2009

WASHINGTON - .... The bill sets slightly more aggressive goals than Obama's plan. The legislation, however, does not tackle one of the most politically charged aspects of regulating greenhouse gases by remaining silent on how many pollution credits would be auctioned off and how many would be doled out by the government for free. Markey and Representative Henry Waxman of California, chairman of the House Energy and Commerce Committee, say that would be settled in the coming weeks, as lawmakers weigh in on what they would be willing to accept..."

Bend over, America....

"Gore said the single most important policy change would be placing a carbon tax on burning oil and coal."

because Big Al and President Obama are going to block your farts at the source!!!!

Yeeeeeee...... ooooowwwww!!!!

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Can't you SMELL that, Amurka?

Deep snow didn't make things any easier yesterday in Oakport Township, Minn. Some areas got as much as 18 inches.

Deep snow didn't make things any easier yesterday in Oakport Township, Minn. Some areas got as much as 18 inches. (Scott Olson/Getty Images)

FARGO, N.D. - .... a blinding snowstorm.... The National Weather Service said the bloated river is quickly draining because cold temperatures are limiting the amount of snow and ice that normally would melt and flow into the waterway.

But the storm added to the challenge of monitoring the dikes by producing a messy mix of mud and ice and dumping as much as 18 inches of snow.... Earlier in the week, a woman got drunk, smashed her car into a levee, and nearly tumbled into the river.

WTF?

Fargo got some good news yesterday when the snowstorm failed to kick up large waves against the levees - something forecasters had been expecting.

Thank anything for small blessings. Seriously, readers. This 'epic' flood is being undercovered for sure amongst the pomp and circumstance of the globalists.

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Related: Fargo Flood Confirms Global Warming a Fraud