Friday, July 3, 2009

Taking a Beating in Bed

Next time, leave a sock on the doorknob:

"Police: Conn. teens mishear sex screams, beat man" by Dave Collins, Associated Press Writer | July 2, 2009

HARTFORD, Conn. --A 16-year-old girl thought she heard her mother being assaulted by her boyfriend and rounded up some friends who beat him up, only to learn later that the couple actually were having sex, the woman and police said. The girl misinterpreted the woman's amorous screams, and she and four other teens went to the woman's bedroom in the Torrington home on June 6, police Lt. Bruce Whiteley said Thursday.

One of the teens beat the 25-year-old man with a bat and others punched him, police said. He suffered a black eye and several bruises.

I usually get that for non-performance....

The girl, two 17-year-old boys and Dilyen Langdeau, 19, of Torrington, were arrested Tuesday night and arraigned in Bantam Superior Court on Wednesday. Langdeau was charged with assault and conspiracy; the teens face similar counts. The names of the girl and the two boys were not released because of their ages.

Conspiracy?

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