Saturday, April 20, 2013

Slow Saturday Special: The Brothers Tsarnaev

They will now eclipes the Brothers Karamasov in the cultural lexicon. 

UPDATE: 

"Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick told reporters the suspected Boston Marathon bomber captured Friday night was in “serious but stable” condition in an impromptu interview outside Fenway Park on Saturday. “I think not ... able to communicate yet.”"

CBS Evening News is saying he is in bad shape and may die (convenient), and that he may have tried to kill himself (why didn't he use the vest?). 

The first thing I want to draw your attention to is this: 

"Brothers in Marathon bombings took two paths into infamy" April 19, 2013

Hmmmmm.

As friends and neighbors pieced together recollections of the terrorism suspects and their family, a picture emerged of an older brother who seemed to grow increasingly religious and radical — and who may have drawn his more easygoing younger brother into a secret plot of violence and hatred....

The younger brother.... a party-loving “pothead.”

What? We "learn" this on 4/20? Another in-your-face laugher, and not because of smoking.

Yup, now all those states that have legalized marijuana may darn well be filled with terrorists. Heck, cancer patients could be terrorists.

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You can go see for yourself, but the rest of it reads like a Lee Harvey bio (except its two brothers now) that was ready to go, family history, growing extremism, leaving home. 

All of a sudden they have all this information on these innocuous kids?

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I will be updating this item periodically during the course of this morning, dear readers; however, you may go here to read the latest "reporting" and "commentary." 

The outline has been assembled, analysis to begin.

"Nothing tough about this boxer’s character" by Kevin Cullen  |  Globe Columnist, April 20, 2013

Tamerlan Tsarnaev was a tough guy. He was so tough he was charged with assaulting his girlfriend.

Those damn Muslims! 

Was he convicted?

Last Monday, tough guy Tamerlan Tsarnaev and his brother left bombs on the sidewalk on Boylston Street and killed an 8-year-old boy, a 29-year-old woman who grew up in Medford, and a 23-year-old Chinese graduate student at Boston University.

Another tough guy, one from the AmeriKan media.

It takes a tough guy to pack a bomb with ball bearings and nails and purposely put it in a crowd so that it will kill and maim men, women, and children.

It takes an even tougher one to lob drone missiles down on people, killing and maiming innocent men, women, and children.

The Tsarnaevs were so tough that when they decided to kill a fine police officer named Sean Collier on Thursday night, they approached him from behind and shot Collier in the head even before Collier could get out of his cruiser....

Living in a society that respects and encourages diversity, he retreated into a perverse, self-righteous, judgmental view of others who didn’t share his extremist views. And in his final act of selfish venality, he enlisted for his nihilistic denouement his own little brother, brainwashing a kid....

Well, they did attend U.S. schools and were constantly exposed to our ma$$ media.

Kyrgyzstan is one of the poorest countries spawned by the breakup of the Soviet Union. Hundreds of thousands of its 5 million people bugged out of there in the years that followed the collapse of a system of government built on repression and corruption. It appears the Tsarnaev brothers, ethnic Chechens, began a nomadic trek that eventually brought them to Cambridge.

He's not implying they are insects, is he?

Cambridge is probably the most tolerant patch in these United States.

All right. The conceited, self-adulating arrogance is quite enough. Yeah, they really tolerate "conservatives" over there. 

“This is a progressive town, the People’s Republic, and how could this be in our midst? I’m at a loss. I’m at a total and complete loss.”

Me, too. 

It is a sanctuary city for immigrants.

That's another concern; however, this whole staged and scripted psy-op being twisted to once again advance the agenda. Yes, they will be restricting those family members now.

The people of Cambridge, the city government of Cambridge, have created the most inclusive, generous community to outsiders I have ever encountered. People in Cambridge go out of their way to be nice to, and genuinely supportive of, people like the Tsarnaev brothers.

I take it he hasn't been to Israel then.

I wouldn’t doubt that Tamerlan Tsarnaev encountered some jerks over the years. 

I read them nearly every day in my Globe!

We all do. It’s called life, loser.

Did he just call the dead kid a loser?

The police officers who took 19-year-old Dzhokhar Tsarnaev into custody deserve our gratitude and maybe a medal.

Maybe someone can get a photograph (keep reading).

Maybe the kid will revert to the type of person his high school classmates remember, and he’ll do the right thing and tell all.

Related"And by now he has been told that if he deviates from the provided script he will "die of his injuries" and what remains of his family will suffer unexplained and fatal "accidents." -- What Really Happened

Hopefully we won’t be submitted to the pathetic victimhood speeches tough guy Tamerlan would have delivered had he not received an unhealthy dose of bullets from police officers he was trying to kill.

Yeah, I think I'll pass over that as well.

Now that the madness is over, there will be some who say we have to figure out why the Tsarnaevs became such angry young men.

No one who lost his or her life or limbs on Boylston Street last Monday did anything to create angry young men like this. And I know that 8-year-old Martin Richard, a beautiful little boy from Dorchester who was killed by the Tsarnaev brothers’ bomb, never harmed a living thing....

He personally knows for a fact that the kid never -- even accidentally -- killed a bug?

Get out the violins, because you’re about to read and hear all these stories....

No, I'm not.

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They guy is already dead. You don't need to assassinate his character, tough guy? Or do you That from a guy whose book on the "bust" -- he was a mile down the road from the local FBI office, folks. They had him under surveillance until they decided to spring it on you -- of Whitey Bulger is endlessly pimped by the Globe as some sort of groundbreaking reporting.

Related:  

"The image of Tamerlan Tsarnaev, dead and naked on a slab, snapped by an unknown person, was e-mailed repeatedly around law enforcement ­circles on Friday. [It] was cathartic, said one law enforcement official. Passing it around was a rare chance “to revel.”

I hope that made Cullen happy. 

Ed Davis seeks to reassure public in midst of chaos 

I don't suppose they will be seeing any punishment.

Wounded MBTA officer known as a devoted father
MIT’s fallen officer built enduring connections

Shades of Lee Harvey. He killed a cop, too, remember? It's what allegedly alerted authorities way back then, too.

Also see: 

Bombing suspect spent Wednesday as typical student

The behavior of an innocent man.

UPDATE: 

"It would appear that Dzhokhar was taken early Thursday after Justice and the special investigation advisers from Israel poured over the images from the scene and picked the patsies they wanted for the psyop’s last act."

“He was an amazing boxer, one of the best in New ­England. He wasn’t a professional, but he would floor the top professionals in New England.’’ --  John Allan, owner of the Wai Kru martial arts gym in Allston, where Tsarnaev often trained as a young fighter.

He wanted to be an American Olympian!

“What I find hard to ­believe is that the kid could take part in a sport that involves so much coaching and discipline and then throw his life away by ­doing something so evil. It’s ­insane.’’ -- Mike Joyce, who coached Lamar Fenner, the Chicago fighter who defeated Tsarnaev in Salt Lake City.""

Or a script.

Tweets from a teen bombing suspect

Yeah, except those tweets were hacked or faked, and does it really matter when the whole propaganda production is a big show?

Related: Boston Bombings: Photos of the real Tamerlan Tsarnaev

Yeah, there is a lot FBI says we shouldn't look at, and the mouthpiece media perfunctory responds. 

As for the hackers, who would do such a thing?

See: One in four US hackers 'is an FBI informer'

"Hackers often go to the National Security Agency, where they work on offensive digital attacks on foreign nations."

"Leaked emails from data security firm HBGary show the federal government is offering private intelligence companies contracts to create software to manage “fake people” on social media sites, possibly to manipulate public opinion or create the illusion of consensus on controversial issues."

Ha-rumph. 

Who are the hackers again?

Also see:

In Boston, grappling with realities far worse than a movie

Maybe. Maybe not.

In Boston, are we living in a movie?

Sadly, the answer is yes, be it the events of 9/11, Sandy Hook, or even July the 4th(?).

See: 

BOSTON BOMBING - Did you notice this? 

Just wondering why that is being flagged as inappropriate or offensive. Was it the music?

FBI Boston Bombing Video Altered To Hide Fact Bomber Was Black Ops Mercenary?

America Taken Over With Hollywood Effects

Do we live in a real life Truman Show?

Boston bombing, altered images, before and after, some good questions

Sorry, Americans. I know you wanted to believe in your government and what you saw on TV or are reading in your newspaper.

"Islam might have had secondary role in Boston attacks" by Lisa Wangsness  |  Globe Staff, April 20, 2013

A YouTube page created by someone named Tamerlan Tsarnaev in August 2012 — and who adopted the user name Muazseyfullah, or “Muaz sword of God” — suggests the user had begun dabbling in radical ­Islamism.

Six months before he allegedly does this? That's real subtle.

It could not be confirmed that the page belonged to the bombing suspect.

Why do I sense a "but" coming?

But even with that page, a mixed picture emerges.

You know, way back when I went to school my writing instructor told me not to use words like but or still in a report because it undercuts the whole piece and was proof someone was peddling bulls***. 

And yet I see those words in almost every article in my newspaper  day after day after day. Hey, who cares about sloppiness right? That's only for blogger misspellings and punctuation.

There are a number of videos of Feiz Mohammed, a controversial Australian fundamentalist sheik and, like Tsarnaev, a former boxer, who has drawn criticism for suggesting that women are responsible for their own rape and calling for the radicalization of children.

Another is a slick production that invokes the apocalyptic symbolism of Al Qaeda. 

Are they the ones that INSPIRED him? 

Yeah, who created those web sites again?

Other videos, labeled “terrorism,” appear to have been deleted.

On the other hand, the page also includes music videos featuring Timur Mutsuraev, a singer who is a hero in the Chechen fight for independence, sympathizing with the insurgents seeking independence from Russia....

Oh, yeah, those guys.

Monica Duffy Toft, a professor at the University of Oxford, noted that the Dzhokhar Tsarnaev had only a handful of friends on Facebook, a much smaller number than most 19-year-olds, and the emerging portrait of his brother suggests a loner who as a young man said he had no American friends and who had recently separated from his wife.

I didn't know he was married, but please stop shoveling shit. 

Related: You Have 0 Friends 

I must have lots of them because MY BLOG HITS have EXPLODED THROUGH the ROOF after this.

“I think these are two young men who never adapted,” Toft said. “It’s a combination of ­nationalism mixed with self-styled jihadism, and some young men who had a hard time adapting to American culture.”

I'm trying to save it, but I think it's too late.

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Anyone can set up a JouTube account using any name!

"Tsarnaev brothers’ background runs deep into history" by David Filipov  |  Globe Staff, April 20, 2013

The brothers who are suspects in the Boston Marathon bombings are ethnic Chechens, but the connection of Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev to the long and bloody conflict in the southern Russian republic is unclear.

Chechnya, a predominantly Muslim region in the Caucasus mountains, on Russia’s southernmost border, has a centuries-­old tradition of defuomg Moscow’s rule. Lightly armed Chechen separatists who fought off the Russian Army in the mid-1990s often referred to a warrior tradition that lived in every Chechen.

But the Chechen people have also suffered for their resis­tance to Kremlin rule. Forcibly pacified by czarist forces in the late 19th century, Chechens were brutally repressed for resisting Soviet rule following the October Revolution in 1917. A failed uprising during World War II led to the mass exile of tens of thousands of Chechens to Central Asia. To this day a Chechen disapora lives on in Kyrgyzstan, the former Soviet republic where the Tsarnaev brothers were born, say US officials.

Family members said that the Tsarnaevs did not spend any time in Chechnya after the region declared itself independent in 1991. But Tamerlan evidently wanted people to think he had a connection: He told a newspaper in 2004 that he had been born in Grozny. In 2011, Dzhokhar contacted a history professor at UMass Dartmouth who teaches a history course on Chechnya to learn more about Chechen history.

Moscow resisted Chechnya’s claims to independence and in 1994 sent troops and tanks to quell the rebellion. Instead, Russian forces were badly bruised by the outnumbered, lightly armed rebels. The “small, victorious war” the Kremlin had promised became a drawn out, bloody campaign.

Related: 

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Recalling the heroes of uprising in Warsaw

Some would have called them terrorists. Happy Easter.

Also see: 

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Operation Mockingbird
Why Am I No Longer Reading the Newspaper?


All of a sudden the newspaper makes sense!

The rebels’ defiance at first found favor in the West, especially as the brutality of Russia’s onslaught — tens of thousands were killed in the bombardment of the capital, Grozny — became clear.

See: Chechen Terrorist Networks Trace Back to the US State Department

But as the war dragged on, atrocities committed by the separatists, including a hostage-taking at a maternity ward, soured Western reactions. And as radical Islamic factions grew stronger, the ­notion of the secession of Chechnya became less palatable. In April 1996, President Clinton compared his Russian counterpart, Boris Yeltsin, to Abraham Lincoln during the American Civil War.

But Russia was unable to ­defeat the rebels and was forced to agree to a peace deal in ­August 1996. Moscow withdrew its forces and agreed to autonomy for Chechnya, but not full independence. The arrange­ment fell apart immediately. Hostage-taking groups and other criminal gangs took control, and in mid-1999, Chechen fighters entered the neighboring region of Dagestan to declare an Islamic state and called on Muslims in Russia to take up arms against the government. Later that summer, hundreds of Russians died in explosions that authorities blamed on Chechen separatists.

Vladimir Putin, prime minister at the time, sent in forces again and retook Grozny in an assault that leveled the city. Western criticism of Russian tactics and human rights violations in Chechnya petered out following the Sept. 11, 2001, ­attacks on the United States and the subsequent US military involvement in Afghanistan and Iraq.

The hostage-taking of an ­entire theater in Moscow in 2002, which led to more than 100 deaths, and a hostage-taking in southern Russia in 2004 that left more than 300 hostages dead, many of them schoolchildren, further muffled any external criticism of Russia’s crackdown.

There is a great deal of controversy surrounding those operations, with many implicating Russian forces having carried out a false flag, many others suspect CIA-duh involvement.  

Chechens reportedly fought on the side of the Taliban in Afghanistan, and Chechen groups were added to the US State Department’s list of terrorist organizations.

In the past 10 years, Moscow has consolidated its control over Chechnya, with the help of a local administration that has also been accused of repression and the slayings of several prominent journalists and ­human rights activists.

Though some sporadic violence continues in Chechnya, said Simon Saradzhyan, a ­researcher at Harvard’s Belfer Center, the radical ­Islam that fueled the separatist movement has migrated to neighboring, predominantly Muslim regions in the ­Caucasus.

These include Dagestan, where the Tsarnaevs’ father now lives and which both brothers visited last year.

“[The Tsarnaevs’] ethnicity doesn’t matter very much here,” said Masha Lipman, a political analyst at the Carnegie Moscow Center.

“They don’t have a history of fighting in the mountains against Russian troops.”

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"Obama, Putin discuss Boston Marathon attacks" Associated Press, April 20, 2013

WASHINGTON — The families of Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the 26-year-old killed in a gun battle with police in Massachusetts overnight Thursday, and his 19-year-old brother, Dzhokhar, captured Friday night in Watertown, left Chechnya long ago and moved to Central Asia, according to the Chechen government.

Before arriving in the United States a decade ago, the brothers lived briefly in Makhachkala, capital of Dagestan, a neighboring, violence-wracked Russian province where their father lives, but they emigrated from Kyrgzystan, a former Soviet republic.

Authorities have not linked the brothers to any insurgent groups, and the Kremlin-backed strongman who now leads Chechnya said the brothers got their inspiration in the United States. ‘‘They weren’t living here. They were living, studying, and growing up in America,’’ Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov said.

The seat of state-sponsored terrorism in the world.

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RelatedRussia, US may face a shared threat

Translation: You gonna let us attack Syria and Iran now?

So WHAT is the AGENDA at HOME, dear readers?

"In Tsarnaevs’ background, a preview of future threats" April 20, 2013

The brothers Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev appeared in surveillance images to have dropped off bomb-laden backpacks near the finish line.

Then WHY CAN'T WE SEE IT?

Their baseball-capped faces look like those of ordinary young men almost anywhere in the country. But they also fit the profile of a growing danger faced by American communities: disaffected young people, prone to one form of radicalization or another, hoping to act out their frustrations in a blaze of carnage.

I'm glad I'm old, and the only acting out I do is here. Government and media are keeping me too busy to do anything else.

It’s a threat that Boston and the rest of America will be contending with for the foreseeable future. As global networks, such as the Al Qaeda operation that struck on 9/11, lose their leaders and their maneuvering room, smaller groups and individuals, operating with home-made weapons, will become more prominent....

Translation: PREPARE for a FURTHER APPLICATION of TYRANNY, folks!

The burden of keeping young people from embracing radicalism falls, inevitably, on parents and families, communities, and ultimately law enforcement.

How about the DOG SHIT they are being fed in the inculcation and indoctrination centers called schools, where they are learning the Second Amendment doesn't apply to them, getting global warming grilled into their head, being taught everything you wanted to know about gay, and have

Now go join the service and go kill us some Muslims so we can make the world safe for EUSraeli energy companies and the $y$tem of private central banking, kids.

The FBI and other agencies closely monitor the Internet activity of extremist groups, and must strive to adapt their intelligence-gathering capacities to the latest ways that young people communicate with each other.

Can you SEE the AGENDA-ADVANCING GOALS coming into VIEW?  

I must say I FEEL SO SORRY for the KIDS TODAY! 

They are going to enter and grow up in a TOTALITARIAN SURVEILLANCE STATE!

Local police must embrace that mission as well. On the home front, parents can monitor their children’s Internet addictions and associations, seeking help when needed. And where there are no family members, others must fill the gap....

The best way to protect communities in Boston and across the nation is by combating foul and extremist ideologies of all stripes, through monitoring, countering with moderate appeals, reaching out to vulnerable young people — and calling the authorities when necessary.

Yeah, moderate appeals unless its getting into more wars.

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There is really no sense commenting further. You KNOW the PRISM of PROPAGANDA that is bring you these "solutions."

Related: 

"The American Civil Liberties Union has expressed profound privacy concerns about the proliferation of CCTV cameras. But in an age when people routinely snap photos and videos on their smartphones and upload them to the Web, it is tougher to argue that people assume they won’t be monitored in public."

That's the Boston Globe editorial board talking, and could there be any doubt that they are only concerned about you, dear fellow citizens? 

Yup, ACLU is damn near a "terrorist" organization now -- despite the high level of Jews that populate its staff and leadership.

Oh, and WHO BENEFIT$ again?

"The false choice between security and civil liberties" by Lawrence Harmon |  Globe Staff, April 20, 2013

There is security you see. There is security you don’t see. And suddenly there is a sense that there is no security at all. The last category best describes this terrifying week, which began with two terrorist bombings near the finish line of the Boston Marathon and ended with a running shootout with the suspects through Cambridge and Watertown.

When law enforcement and the public finally catch their breath, a deep discussion needs to take place over how best to proceed. Terror attacks on American soil — homegrown or otherwise — inevitably raise debate over the danger of trading away our civil liberties for safety. But often this is a false choice. Much more can be done to protect us without threatening the American way of life.

Wait until you see what he suggests.

And it must be done; this week, three spectators died in the Marathon blasts, and an MIT police officer was later killed by one of the suspects. And that says nothing of the 176 people who were wounded — some horribly — in the Marathon bombings.

Okay, hold on! Whenever agenda-pu$hing pukes start hollering URGENCY that means DIG IN YOUR HEELS!

Security along the 26-mile Marathon route included air patrols, bomb-sniffing dogs, and more than 1,000 police officers and military personnel.

Translation: That is a DE FACTO ADMISSION that, yes, indeed, there WERE DRILLS GOING ON THAT DAY -- and that they FAILED! They FAILED MISERABLY!

But the decision to give thousands of people access to the crowded finish line area without visual checks of their backpacks and belongings canceled out all of the other painstaking precautions.

(Blog editor is/was stunned when he read that this morning. You think I'm being hyperbolic when I'm capitalizing and enlarging things, but there it is)

Police say they can’t inspect the belongings of everyone along the entire route without decimating the spirit of an event where spectators are as important to the overall experience as the runners. But that is a false choice, too. The goal is to mitigate risk, not eliminate it by creating a police state. England will still be free on Sunday following the London Marathon, where police set up additional inspection points at key viewing sites. 

He thinks England -- with the highest concentration of spy cameras on the face of the planet -- is free. 

Related: British Government Building Gestapo

Ah, the sweet smell of freedom (brought to you by MI-6 and other intelligence services)!

And you can believe we will adopt similar measures in Boston next year. Spectators who want the best vantage point should submit to extra security checks. At most, it’s a marginal inconvenience.

The rudimentary “improvised explosive devices’’ used by the terrorists led to what Boston police commissioner Edward Davis called “the most complex crime scene’’ in the city’s history. The successful manhunt for the suspects shut down large sections of Greater Boston, including Watertown and Cambridge. Imagine for a moment what more sophisticated terrorists might be capable of.

Especially with Obama not paying attention.

RelatedSunday Globe Special: Nuclear 9/11 On the Way

And that will happen someday. It's been predicted and foreshadowed. 

And seriously, you don't expect me to believe this government and its mouthpiece media is going to keep us safe, do you?

Surface transportation is a favorite target of warped, makeshift terrorists like those who attacked Boston. To protect the subway system, the MBTA has a sophisticated system of closed-circuit cameras and sensors for chemical agents.

Putting all the patsy plot retards framed by informants aside, is it just me, or are the "terrorists" taking steps down from 9/11? Again, once you KNOW WHO is behind the agenda and it all makes sense.

Yet about 60 percent of the T’s buses have no security cameras.

Aaaaah, $o who i$ going to get those contract$?

Nearly 8,000 people were killed and 30,000 wounded in surface transportation attacks around the world from 1970 to 2012, according to the Mineta Transportation Institute, a national research organization created by Congress.

That wouldn't have been founded by Norman Mineta

Do you know what a COVERT ACTION IS?

"Covert action programs, a particularly secret category in which the role of the United States is hidden

AmeriKa's media does a great job, 'eh?

Yet historically, we have placed a low priority on securing surface transportation. This vulnerability needs to be addressed, and quickly.

MBTA police superintendent Joseph O’Connor said efforts are underway “to harden buses as targets,’’ including the use of high-visibility patrols. But such techniques do not extend to training drivers to challenge passengers who raise suspicions.

That's going to be great for friendly relations in the tolerant city of Boston.

It would be absurd to check passengers’ bags on all buses and all routes. But there should be a role for intermittent inspections by T police and even drivers on crowded downtown bus routes where a bombing could cause the greatest loss of life.

And THERE GO THOSE FREEDOMS this guy was talking about!

It is crazy to allow people to enter crowded movie theaters and other entertainment venues without bag inspections.

Do I really need to type it? Now the false flag of Aurora makes sense.

It takes only a few seconds for security guards to look inside or, more importantly, feel the weight of a bag to determine if it might contain something suspicious. It’s not foolproof. But again, it shifts the odds in our favor. And the inconvenience is minimal. After all, the ticket holder is going inside to watch a movie for the next few hours, not rushing to catch a train.

You know, rather than do that why don't we just BAN BACKPACKS!! 

Related: Sunday Globe Special: New Bedford Nightmare

I mean, look, they are NOT EVEN JOBS Americans want!

New threats also call for changes in the security profession. At one end of the safety spectrum, we have superbly trained first responders, brilliant investigators, and forensic experts. At the other end, we have minimally trained security guards protecting soft targets like malls and retail establishments.

Related: Slow Saturday Special: Arm the Campus Cops

So now THAT load of ABSOLUTE CRAP makes sense, and it simply confirms my analysis.

And the first time some innocent kid gets blown away because some flunky thought he say a gun?  

But you know what? I'm sure someone will find a way to help the economy with a law$uit.

If the Marathon bombing is a glimpse of our future, there is a need for a new type of specialist guard. They wouldn’t need lengthy and expensive training in defensive driving, criminal law, domestic violence, and other subjects taught in traditional police academies. They would need the training and awareness to spot suspicious people and situations.

Goodbye, America. 

Hell-o, AmeriKa!

The odds of more terror attacks are greater than the odds of losing our essential freedoms.

Unreal. 

What he just suggested taking away in response to this false flag psy-op is EXACTLY THAT!

This week has shown that we should tighten our security and loosen our concerns about minor limitations on our freedom of movement.

Related: Speed through the airport like a celebrity

Yeah, those limitations are not going to apply to the elite class that carried out this operation; it is only going to apply to me and you, fellow citizens.

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You know, what it reads like? The complete Israelization of American security -- as if we were all post-pubescent teenagers? Take your insulting supremacy somewhere else, Cohen!

I would sign off on this post by typing Sieg Heil, readers, but that would be so unfair to the Nazis and Germans. Boston has moved us so far past that. Hitler, Stalin, and Mao would be pissing their pants in envy if they were still alive to see this.

UPDATES: Boston Bombing: Ridiculous Propaganda of the Final Act

Red Sox, Bruins return as city moves forward

Yup, everything is back to normal. Go back to your ball games, 'murka.

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