Friday, January 9, 2015

Boston Globe Bu$ine$$ $hell Game

After all the swirling around, this is what was under the one I picked today:

US stocks bounce back

All is well again.

Related:

The $lick Mixed Me$$ages of the Globe Bu$ine$$ Pre$$

The Boston Globe Bu$ine$$ Me$$age of the Day

Maybe it IS time to $top.

"Ten things you may have missed Thursday from the world of business

3. J.C. Penney will shut 40 stores, cut 2,250 jobs

J.C. Penney Co. said it will close about 40 stores this year and cut approximately 2,250 jobs as it tries to improve its profitability. Most of the stores, located in malls around the country, will close by April 4. The Plano, Texas, company currently runs about 1,060 stores. The chain is closing two stores in Massachusetts — at Silver City Galleria in Taunton and the Hanover Mall — plus its store at the Providence Place mall.

I was just told they had a great Chri$tmas $ea$on, too!

4. Macy’s plans to close down 14 stores, lay off 2,200 people

CINCINNATI — Macy’s Inc. plans to restructure its merchandising and marketing and lay off of thousands of workers in response to changes in the way customers shop, in stores and online. The retailer said Thursday that it will also close 14 department stores but open two at new locations, resulting in annual savings of roughly $140 million. Macy’s plans to reinvest those savings into its business. None of the stores to be closed are in New England. Macy’s said the job reductions will average two to three positions per store. Its overall workforce of about 175,000 will remain level, the company said. 

The price on this is how much? It grew but is reduced?

Those two articles are the result of the woeful Christmas shopping season that no one is talking about. These very pages warned of such things. Looks like J.C. Penney and Macy's didn't waste any time.

6. Subaru recalls 199,000 vehicles

7. Honda fined $70m for not reporting death, injury complaints

Every frikkin' day!

8. New York City to ban foam cups in restaurants

What size soda can I get? 

They can't find a way to convert that back to fuel?

10. Banco Santander aims to raise as much as $8.8b

Is that to bail them out of the auto insurance $cam?

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