Sunday, February 8, 2009

Farting On Top of the World

This is a severe problem for me, readers.

For more on my feelings and journey regarding this particular issue, please see
: A Lifetime of Lies Since 9/11

I'll tell you, there are times I am even angrier at the enviro-cultists than I am the Zionists. The reason is that the enviro-nutties have this reputation as sort of a sleepy, granola-munching soul who is a do-gooder even if misguided.

The fact is LIES are HARMFUL no matter WHAT the ISSUE!!! You simply CAN NOT LIVE a LIFE in a WORLD based on LIES!! Eventually REALITY runs into DELUSION and the results are often not pretty!
Isn't ETHANOL proof of that?

Btw, when are you agenda-pushing tools and SERVANTS going to PROTEST PRO SPORTS, NASCAR, and the WAR MACHINE rather than looking to implant a fart meter in my butt for your carbon tax?

All right, let the LIES (the weather, for God's sake) BEGIN!


"Polar attraction; Being on top of the world is raw and daunting, unpredictable and overwhelmingly beautiful

ABOARD THE AKADEMIK IOFFE IN THE CANADIAN HIGH ARCTIC -

The trip, organized by Adventure Canada, is one of a growing number of High Arctic cruises made possible in large part by global warming. "There are opportunities to visit a greater number of places than you would have before," said Cedar Swan, vice president of Adventure Canada, a 21-year-old Toronto-based company specializing in remote exploration. "You can go further north or west . . . and you're able to penetrate the Arctic deeper. And your wildlife sightings are probably a little greater because the animals are in a more concentrated area: There is less sea ice for them to survive on."

Sigh:

"Some maritime glaciers.... have grown in recent years, including 2007.... They include glaciers at Nigardsbreen, Norway, and Alaska that were helped by temperatures that remain below freezing and ample snow"

You know what? Just go HERE, readers.

One of the most popular destinations is the Northwest Passage, that fabled, difficult-to-navigate sea route from the Atlantic to the Pacific that claimed the lives of so many explorers. The emphasis of this expedition was on the route's landscape, wildlife, and history....

They said it would be ice-free last year, it never was. Now I heard it is supposed to be in 2013, CUI BONO?!

Let's see how the trip went:

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For many passengers, the goal was to go as far north as possible, particulary those who wanted to see the ship exceed her previous highest latitude. Adventure Canada had proposed the Ioffe would "sail farther north than ever before" (77 degrees 42 minutes). McGoogan was eager to break 78 degrees 40 minutes, the latitude at which Kane, his research interest, had lassoed a monster iceberg to haul his brig against a powerful sea.

But it was not to be. Ice had formed in the sound, making Grise Fiord inaccessible. The crew decided to head north, but in the middle of the night the captain battled gale force winds of 50 knots. The ship was icing up, so we reversed course and had to settle for 77 degrees 30 minutes....

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Oh, ICE STOPPED YOU, did it?

A walrus is among the mammals that cruise through Croker Bay, at 74 degrees latitude in the Canadian High Arctic.

A walrus is among the mammals that cruise through Croker Bay, at 74 degrees latitude in the Canadian High Arctic. (Clayton Anderson/Adventure Canada for The Boston Globe)

Yup, the TRUTH RIGHT IN FRONT of their FROZEN FACES and they STILL HOLLER GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!

Do you see now why I DO NOT BELIEVE a WORD of the NEWSPAPERS anymore! Whether big or small, EVERY WORD is a DISTORTED LIE!!!!!!!!!

We are TALKING WEATHER HERE, and it is NOWHERE NEAR the 40+ degrees they said it would be today!!!!!!!!

Still not convinced? How about a little closer to home?

"1 dead, 134 rescued from Lake Erie ice floe; Weather change leaves fishermen stranded for hours" by John Seewer, Associated Press | February 8, 2009

OAK HARBOR, Ohio - A miles-wide ice floe broke away yesterday from Lake Erie's shoreline, trapping more than 130 fishermen, some for as long as four hours. One man fell into the water and later died....

Ice
on western sections of Lake Erie was up to 2 feet thick yesterday, National Weather Service meteorologist Bill Randel said.... Ice fisherman who regularly visit the lake have said this winter's thick ice has lured more people to the lake. The numbers of ice fishermen has been unprecedented, said Oak Harbor resident Peter Harrison, who has lived on the shore for 40 years....

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Okay, you say to me, well, that's the Great Lakes and all that lake effect stuff; how about locally?

You won't get this off the Globe's web site, but it is in my printed paper that I get for my friend on Sunday so he can have the sports section (page B12, weather/bird sightings page):


"The average monthly temperature in January of 24.8 degrees was 4.1 lower than 2008. On 23 days, the temperatures ran below normal this year compared to eight last year. In Boston this year the temperatures were below normal every day from Jan. 9-22."

Yeah, I KNOW!!!!

"This month's temperatures are running 3 to 4 degrees colder than normal.... Temperatures this frigid month are also well below the January average of 29.3 degrees, according to the National Weather Service. On many days the temperature plummeted more than 15 degrees below the historical average for that day"

And about LAST SUMMER?

"The EPA attributed the decrease to fewer days with temperatures exceeding 90 degrees"

So FARMER'S was RIGHT and the LYING GOVERNMENT and MSM were WRONG?

"The almanac's winter forecast is at odds with that of the National Weather Service, whose trends-based outlook calls for warmer-than-normal temperatures over much of the country.... the almanac was on target in the 2008 edition when it called for the Northeast and the Great Lakes to be hit with a long, cold winter with lots of snow..... The Old Farmer's Almanac, based in Dublin, N.H., predicted "global cooling" for the next two decades. The forecast was based on an expected change in sunspots and ocean temperatures, still better-understood factors than climate change, said the almanac's editor, Janice Stillman."We're looking forward to cooler-than-normal conditions for quite some time," Stillman said in a telephone interview."

But it's GOTTA BE HOT SOMEWHERE!!!!!

"Wind, record heat fuel fires in Australia; Toll reaches 35; rains ease danger" by Associated Press | February 8, 2009

An emergency vehicle raced away from a tower of smoke and fire in the hard-hit Gippsland region of Australia yesterday.

An emergency vehicle raced away from a tower of smoke and fire in the hard-hit Gippsland region of Australia yesterday. (Alex Koppel/Associated Press/News Ltd)

SYDNEY - Walls of flame roared across southeastern Australia yesterday, razing scores of homes, forests, and farmland in the sunburned country's worst wildfire disaster in a quarter century. At least 35 people died and 18 were hospitalized with burns, officials said.

Witnesses described seeing trees exploding and skies raining ash as temperatures hit a record 117 degrees Fahrenheit yesterday and combined with raging winds to create perfect conditions for uncontrollable blazes.

Yeah, probably because of the FIRE!!!! Light a match under a thermometer and see what happens.

This reeks of the global-warming measurements outside air-conditioner exhaust ports!

A long-running drought in southern Australia - the worst in a century - has left forests extra dry. The fires were so massive they were visible from space. NASA released satellite photographs showing a white cloud of smoke across southeastern Australia. Police said they believed some of the fires were set deliberately and predicted it would take days to get all the blazes under control.

Notice how the agenda-pushing authorities knee-jerk reaction is to SCAPEGOAT SOMEONE?!! Then they will come back later and say it was downed power lines and lightning strikes.

The threat eased somewhat early today as temperatures fell sharply, winds slowed, and rain began falling in some areas....

WTF?

Temperatures eased late yesterday as a cool front moved through the hardest-hit regions north and east of Melbourne, but along with it came wind changes that pushed the fires in new and unpredictable directions....

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Well, now I find out I'M HOT!!!!!!! That's what ANGER will do to you.

What do you mean I shouldn't be angry over the incessant, harmful, agenda-pushing lying?

Also see: Global Warming Causes Global Cooling

Climate Change Causes Power Blackouts and related links within

AmeriKan MSM's Long, Slow, Ceaseless Fart

Please STOP the LYING AGENDA-PUSHING, you harmful bastards!