"Singer Sheryl Crow demanded that we all use one square of toilet paper per bathroom visit to help save the planet.... Crow's touring requirements, which include three tractor trailers, four buses and six cars"
Yeah, HOW IS THAT for a FAT-ASS CARBON FOOTPRINT, huh?
C'm here, Sheryl, I need your hand for something.
Just wondering why this item isn't in the webzine version of the paper; had to do a site search.
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Oh, now SHE TOOK BAILOUT MONEY to SPEW HER CARBON?
What a SKANKY SCUM she is!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Kerry targets extravagance of bailed-out companies
Tapping into taxpayer anger over junkets and other lavish spending by firms receiving federal aid, Senator John F. Kerry announced yesterday that he plans to introduce legislation to end such extravagance.
A) Why should he have to, and B) loot already out the barn, Senator!!
The Massachusetts Democrat, a senior member of the Senate Finance Committee, said his bill would prevent any recipient of financial bailout funds from hosting, sponsoring, or paying for conferences, holiday parties, and entertainment events.
That ain't gonna pass! This is show-fooleys like Sir Sheryl!!!
Any firm that misused the funds would be fined and required to reimburse the government.
Cut it out, John, you are splitting my sides!!!
Kerry's office said he was responding to reports that
Chicago-based Northern Trust issued a statement saying that the event is an important part of its marketing and was not paid for using government money.
Right! Yup, put the government money in account A, take account A money and put it into account B, and SEE? No government money used!!!!
"I'm sick and tired of picking up the newspaper and reading about another idiotic abuse of taxpayer money while our country is on the brink," Kerry said in a statement.
Then DEFUND the EMPIRE and RECALL the BANK LOOT, John.
Otherwise, SHADDUP, you poseur!!!!!
Representative Barney Frank of Massachusetts added his outrage as well....
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PFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT!!!!
Also see: Memory Hole: Barney and Business
Barney Frank is Bush's Best Friend
Barney Frank Benefited From Bailout Bill