Tuesday, May 12, 2009

50 Ways to Leave Your Jailer

"slip out the back, Jack; make a new plan, Stan.... hop on the bus, Gus.... Just drop off the key, Lee"

Add wriggle out the window, Mas.


When you read the ridiculous lie they supply for a cover story, you realize they let him go.

Typical fooleys when it comes to "terrorists."

"Escaped Bali terror suspect caught in Malaysia; Is accused of plot vs. US Embassy" by Seth Mydans, New York Times | May 9, 2009

BANGKOK - A suspected terrorist leader who took off his pants, wriggled through a bathroom window, and escaped from a high-security prison in Singapore last year has been caught in Malaysia, officials said yesterday.

The fugitive, Mas Selamat bin Kastari, 47, was arrested early last month. Singapore had failed to capture him in a huge man hunt that in effect turned the country's entire population into a posse of four million empty-handed informants.

Testing the submissiveness of the population, are they?

The escape and the fruitless all-points pursuit were an embarrassing demonstration of fallibility in a nation that prides itself on efficiency, competence, and rigorous law enforcement.

Which is why this stinks!

The government had described Mas Selamat as one of the most dangerous terrorists in the region, the local leader of the Islamist group Jemaah Islamiyah, which carried out the deadly bombings in Bali in 2002. It said he had planned to crash an airplane into Singapore's airport and had coordinated a failed plot to bomb the US Embassy and several other targets in Singapore.

It's always the same old s***.

Related: Cleric Says CIA Behind Bali Bombing

Also consider that the well-respected former Indonesian president said that the government had a role in the Bali bombings.

An official investigation found that he squeezed through a bathroom window, shinnied down a drainpipe onto a cushion of toilet paper rolls, climbed a fence, and disappeared.

You buying that, readers?

Does this guy even exist?

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