Starving of the Planet of the Apes

Are you sensing an AGENDA-PUSHING THEME, readers?

"Study of fellow primates stirs health hope for humans; Monkeys on low-calorie diet found to live longer" by Carolyn Y. Johnson, Globe Staff | July 10, 2009

Dramatically cutting calories can extend lives....

Because of the long lifespan of people and the rigors of the diet, studies of calorie restriction in humans are ongoing and have yet to produce definitive results....

Pfft!

So I ASSUME the STINK ELITE are going to BREAK TURD with the rest of us?

See you at the shit pit, richer!

Body of research revealing the beneficial effects of calorie restriction.... prompted a search for drugs that would exploit the same biological pathways without requiring people to go on drastic diets. Sirtris, a Cambridge company that Sinclair cofounded and was bought last year by pharmaceutical giant GlaxoSmithKline, is a leader in these efforts....

Oh, a TWO-FER!!!

Somehow I KNEW a DRUG COMPANY would be involved SOMEHOW!!!

After all, I SAW IT in the GLOBE!

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Now THAT I did NOT NEED to SEE!