I would rather they try the quiz show.
"NH man accused of beating 9-month-old daughter
Police in Concord, N.H., say a man is being charged with assaulting his 9-month-old daughter. Twenty-four-year-old Jason Teixeira (teh-SHEHR'-uh) was arrested Sunday morning in Portsmouth. His daughter was with him. Police say the girl was treated at Portsmouth Regional Hospital. Her injuries weren't life threatening.Teixeira was charged with two counts of second-degree assault and one count of endangering the welfare of a minor. Teixeira is being held at the Merrimack County Jail on $125,000 bail.
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"Mass. man charged with family stabbings in NH
A Massachusetts man is facing an attempted murder charge in New Hampshire after police say he stabbed his brother and nephew. Police say 49-year-old Jeffrey Sullivan of Lawrence, Mass., went to a home in Salem on Thursday night to confront some family members. Police say he punctured a tire of a car in the driveway, and a fight started. Sullivan is accused of stabbing his brother, 48-year-old Scott Sullivan, in the arm and his 21-year-old nephew Michael Sullivan in the chest and abdomen. Both have been treated at a hospital and released. Jeffery Sullivan was arrested in Massachusetts and was charged there with being a fugitive from justice. In New Hampshire, he faces attempted second-degree murder and first-degree assault charges.
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"Man indicted in 1997 rape of baby sitter
A grand jury has indicted a New Hampshire man accused of sexually assaulting and impregnating a 15-year-old fellow church member in 1997. Ernest Willis, 51, of Gilford, faces five counts of sexual assault in connection with the alleged rape of the teen who baby-sat his children (AP)."
"Teen girl taken out of state returned home
A 13-year-old Pepperell girl returned home safe yesterday, two days after she was taken to New Hampshire by an 18-year-old Georgetown man, according to Pepperell police. Justin Rossi and the girl left Massachusetts for Nashua in a taxi on Friday afternoon, police said. Authorities put out an automated telephone call reporting the girl missing that went out to homes in Pepperell and Nashua, about 10 miles north. The couple were spotted on Lowell Road in Hudson, and police later found them hiding under a bridge yesterday morning, said Pepperell Police Sergeant Alan Lessieur. Rossi faces charges that include kidnapping, assault on a police officer, resisting arrest, violation of a protective order, and contributing to the delinquency of a minor, police said. The girl was released to the care of her mother.
First question: why did you want to run away?
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"Man pleads guilty to rape, incest charges
A former Massachusetts man who had a three-year sexual relationship with a female relative starting when she was 15 has pleaded guilty to child rape and incest charges. Louis Walters of Durham, N.H., was sentenced Thursday in Salem Superior Court to eight to nine years in state prison. He faces similar charges in Strafford County Superior Court in New Hampshire next week, where he’s expected to receive a 10- to 20-year term on similar charges involving the girl. Authorities say she moved with him when he moved to New Hampshire. Prosecutors say the relationship started when the now 38-year-old Walters moved in with the girl’s parents in 2005 (AP)."
Why do I feel the need to go bathe?
Forget the fast money.
