I'm really not feeling well:
"‘Affluenza’ teen likely won’t be deported soon, officials say" by Michael Graczyk and E. Eduardo Castillo Associated Press December 31, 2015
MEXICO CITY — Richard Hunter, chief deputy for the US Marshals Service in South Texas, said during a news conference in Houston that the legal maneuver basically takes the decision out of an immigration agent’s hands and asks a higher authority to make the deportation decision. He said such cases can often take anywhere from two weeks to several months, depending on the priorities of the local courts.
‘‘It also depends on the fact the Couches have legal counsel. And it seems to me, if they wanted to, they could pay them as much money as they want to drag this thing out,’’ Hunter said. ‘‘We’re hopeful that’s not the case. We’re hopeful the Mexican immigration court will make a quick and decisive decision and return the Couches to America.’’
It's a great distraction that the ma$$ media can wave at us, and it channels cla$$ i$$ues in a $uitable direction (keeping you on the couch, as it were).
During the sentencing phase of Couch’s trial in 2013, a defense expert argued that his wealthy parents coddled him into a sense of irresponsibility — a condition the expert termed ‘‘affluenza.’’ The condition is not recognized as a medical diagnosis by the American Psychiatric Association, and its invocation during the legal proceedings drew ridicule.
‘‘Couch continues to make a mockery of the system,’’ said Fort Worth attorney Bill Berenson.
Couch’s attorneys in the United States issued a statement Wednesday saying they couldn’t comment on the case because they weren’t licensed to practice law in Mexico. It wasn’t immediately clear which attorneys were handling the case in Guadalajara.
Mexican police say Couch and his mother spent three days in a rented condo at a resort development in Puerto Vallarta before finding an apartment. One of the Couches’ telephones had been used to order delivery from Domino’s Pizza to the condominium complex in Puerto Vallarta’s old town, far from the glitzy resorts of the city’s newer section, according to a police report issued by the Jalisco state prosecutors’ office.
Are you flipping kidding?
They are fugitives on the run and they dial a Domino's?
Agents from the prosecutors’ office went to the complex, where a tourism operator told them that the people who had occupied the condo were asked to vacate because the owners were coming to stay over Christmas, the report said. The Couches then moved to an apartment, and the agents set up a surveillance operation in the surrounding streets.
All this for a violation of a probation?
On Monday evening, two people matching the Couches’ description were spotted and intercepted.
The police report said they behaved evasively, claimed to be carrying no IDs, gave inconsistent stories about their names, and failed to provide proof of their legal migratory status in Mexico.
They were taken into custody and handed over to immigration officials.
In Texas, Tarrant County Sheriff Dee Anderson said Tuesday that the Couches had prepared to be gone a while, even dyeing the teenager’s blond hair black.
‘‘They had planned to disappear. They even had something that was almost akin to a going-away party before leaving town,’’ Anderson said.
He declined to detail the party, including how many people attended....
I wasn't invited.
‘Affluenza’ teenager, mother caught in Mexico" by Manny Fernandez and Richard Pérez-Peña New York Times December 29, 2015 --more--"
Related: Ethan Couch, ‘Affluenza’ Teenager, Had Last Party Before Fleeing, Officials Say
The rewrites kind of ruined the party, sorry.
So what's on the tube?
"Consent amid wine, pills to be a key question in Cosby case" by Maryclaire Dale Associated Press December 30, 2015
ELKINS PARK, Pa. (AP) — Entertainer Bill Cosby has long maintained that his extramarital conquests over the years were all consensual.
A jury may ultimately decide if that’s true after the 78-year-old actor was arrested Wednesday on felony assault charges in suburban Philadelphia stemming from a 2004 encounter with a former Temple University employee less than half his age.
The case marks the first time Cosby has been charged with sexual misconduct despite years of lurid allegations, and it sets the stage for perhaps the biggest Hollywood celebrity trial of the mobile-news era.
And creates a huge distraction for the ma$$ media and pre$$ to use.
Prosecutors armed with new evidence this year believe his accuser, Andrea Constand, was too impaired by the pills and wine Cosby gave her to consent to the sexual activity that followed at his home.
Cosby gave a deposition after the woman sued him in 2005. He said she never told him to stop. But police now say that’s because she was ‘‘frozen,’’ ‘'paralyzed,’’ and ‘‘in and out of consciousness.’’
‘‘On the evening in question, Mr. Cosby urged her to take pills that he provided, and to drink wine, the effect of which rendered her unable to move or to respond to his advances,’’ incoming Montgomery County District Attorney Kevin R. Steele said at a news conference Wednesday morning.
Hours later, Cosby arrived at a small courthouse to be arraigned.
Holding a cane, Cosby walked slowly and unsteadily into court on the arms of his lawyers to answer the charges against him. He had no comment as he was released on $1 million bail.
‘‘Make no mistake: We intend to mount a vigorous defense against this unjustified charge, and we expect that Mr. Cosby will be exonerated by a court of law,’’ his attorney Monique Pressley said in a statement.
The decision to prosecute came just days before Pennsylvania’s 12-year statute of limitations for bringing charges was set to run out. It represents an about-face by the district attorney’s office, which under a previous DA declined to charge Cosby in 2005 when Constand first told police that the comic put his hands down her pants.
Prosecutors said Cosby gave Constand pills and wine, then penetrated her with his fingers without her consent while she was impaired, unable to resist or cry out.
I don't want to know anymore.
In court papers, they said Constand was given the cold medicine Benadryl or some other, unidentified substance. Steele noted that Cosby has admitted giving quaaludes to women he wanted to have sex with.
The former ‘‘Cosby Show’’ star and breaker of racial barriers was charged with aggravated indecent assault, punishable by five to 10 years in prison and a $25,000 fine. He did not have to enter a plea.
Wearing a black-and-white hooded sweater, Cosby tripped on a curb as he made his way into court. Inside, he seemed to have trouble seeing the paperwork and finding the place to sign, and his lawyers helped him hold the pen. But he seemed at ease, laughing and chatting with his attorneys.
When the judge said, ‘‘Good luck to you, sir,’’ he shouted: ‘‘Thank you!’’
Prosecutors reopened the case over the summer as damaging testimony was unsealed in Constand’s related civil lawsuit against Cosby and as dozens of other women came forward with similar accusations.
‘‘Reopening this case was not a question. Rather, reopening this case was our duty as law enforcement officers,’’ said Steele, who is the top deputy in the DA’s office and will take over next week. In court documents, prosecutors said there are probably other women who were similarly drugged and violated by Cosby. Steele urged them to come forward.
Constand, now 42, lives in Toronto and works as a massage therapist. Her attorney, Dolores Troiani, welcomed the charges.
‘‘She feels that they believe her, and to any victim, that is foremost in your mind: Are people going to believe me?’’ Troiani said. The attorney added: ‘‘Naturally it is troubling that it took until the eleventh hour for this day to arrive. She is hopeful that her patience has encouraged other victims to come forward.’’
Cosby also faces a raft of defamation and sexual-abuse lawsuits filed in Massachusetts, Los Angeles and Pennsylvania. But in nearly every case, it is too late to file criminal charges. One exception: a 2008 case involving a model at the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles. It is still under investigation by police.
A key question if the Pennsylvania case goes to trial is whether the judge will allow testimony from some of those other accusers to show a pattern of ‘‘bad acts.’’ The judge could decide such testimony would be unfair to Cosby.
In Los Angeles, celebrity attorney Gloria Allred, who represents more than two dozen Cosby accusers, pronounced the arrest ‘‘the best Christmas present they have ever received.’’ She said her clients are willing to testify if called.
Cosby in 1965 became the first black actor to land a leading role in a network drama, ‘‘I Spy,’’ and he went on to earn three straight Emmys. Over the next three decades, the Philadelphia-born comic created TV’s animated ‘‘Fat Albert’’ and the top-rated ‘‘Cosby Show,’’ the 1980s sitcom celebrated as groundbreaking television for its depiction of a warm and loving black family headed by two professionals, one a lawyer, the other a doctor.
He was a fatherly figure off camera as well, serving as a public moralist and public scold, urging young men to pull up their saggy pants and start acting responsibly.
That pissed off a lot of people.
Constand, who worked for the women’s basketball team at Temple, where Cosby was a trustee and proud alumnus, said she was assaulted after going to his home in suburban Cheltenham in January 2004 for some career advice.
Then-District Attorney Bruce Castor declined to charge Cosby, saying at the time that the comedian and his accuser could be portrayed in ‘‘a less than flattering light.’’ Constand eventually settled a lawsuit against Cosby in 2006 on confidential terms.
Cosby’s lawyer noted pointedly Wednesday that the charges come ‘‘on the heels of a hotly contested election’’ for DA in which the handling of the Cosby case became a major issue.
Castor was seeking to reclaim his job as DA but lost to Steele.
Constand’s allegations and similar ones from other women in the years that followed did not receive wide attention at the time but exploded into view in late 2014, first online, then in the wider media, after comedian Hannibal Buress mocked the moralizing Cosby as a hypocrite and called him a rapist during a standup routine.
That opened the floodgates to even more allegations.
The women were mostly from the world of modeling, acting or other entertainment fields, and Cosby or his representatives denied any wrongdoing, accusing some of them of trying to extract money from him or get ahead in show business.
Earlier this year, The Associated Press persuaded a judge to unseal documents from the Constand lawsuit, and they showed the long-married Cosby acknowledging a string of affairs and sexual encounters.
Cosby, who makes his home mostly in Shelburne Falls, Massachusetts, testified that he obtained quaaludes in the 1970s to give to women ‘‘the same as a person would say, ‘Have a drink.'’’ He denied giving women drugs without their knowledge.
In his deposition, Cosby said he gave Constand three half-pills of Benadryl for stress without telling her what they were. He said he groped Constand, taking her silence as a green light.
‘‘I don’t hear her say anything. And I don’t feel her say anything. And so I continue and I go into the area that is somewhere between permission and rejection. I am not stopped,’’ Cosby testified. He said Constand was not upset when she left.
The AP generally does not identify people who say they have been sexually assaulted unless they agree to have their names published, as Constand has done.
At least it wasn't all a repeat.
Looks like he deserves a good kaneing.
Sickens me so much I'm feeling woozy.