Thursday, October 9, 2008

Poor Little Rich Boys

Un-fucking-believable!

Like I would GIVE a SHIT, Boston Globe, about this FRONT-PAGE FECES!!!!

Here is what I SAY:

Hang the Hedge-Fund Managers

"Death to the Bankers!"

The Chinese Solution to Wall Street's Woes

The Indian Solution to Wall Street's Woes

No Bailout ! "They Will Kill You!

Then EAT 'EM, America!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Losses drive titans of finance to therapy" by Megan Woolhouse, Globe Staff | October 9, 2008

For years, brokers and hedge fund managers suffered from a condition known among therapists as "sudden wealth syndrome." Some even called it "affluenza."

Not anymore. With the sinking stock market and hordes of rich, angry investors, psychologists have a new diagnosis: sudden loss syndrome. And therapists are increasingly busy trying remedy the predicament.

Awwwww, the POOR LITTLE RICHER!!!

Well, FUCK THAT!!!!

They are lucky they haven't been EVISCERATED yet!!!

And WHAT do you think this PURPOSE-DRIVEN CRISIS has done to AVERAGE FOLKS, Globe?

Nuthin' on THAT, huh, you stinking fucking elite shit bags!!!?

Psychologists said the hard-driving world of bull markets and power lunches is suffering from a giant bout of introspection as markets tumble. Therapists across Massachusetts, and even a few flying in from California, said they are seeing more financial industry bulldogs - or their families - cope with acute feelings of loss and anxiety over market woes.

And you want what, SYMPATHY OUT HERE?!

Well, FUCK THAT!!!!!!!!!

How about a GUILLOTINE instead, assholes!!!!!!!?

That will PUT YOU FUCKERS out of your "misery." Hey, WE DIDN'T GET a $700 billion bailout like you shit stinks!!!!!!!!

That may be the question for 855 registered Lehman Brothers brokers doing business in Massachusetts who no longer have jobs after Lehman, one of the country's largest investment firms went bankrupt last month. Joe Gregory, the chief operating officer of Lehman Brothers, has been forced to sell several homes, according to The Wall Street Journal, and chief executive officer Dick Fuld reportedly put his prized art collection up for sale.

Awww, poor baby!

Well, FUCK FULD and here is why: The Lying Looters of Lehmans

Both Grubman and Pearne describe what they do as "wealth counseling" or "life coaching," to avoid the stigma associated with therapy. Both said they do not practice traditional psychotherapy, delving into a client's family background. Pearne said he helps his patients focus on their relationship with money.

I wish I had a "relationship" with money, 'cause there ain't none coming in except my INVESTMENT WITHDRAWALS!!!!

The number of millionaires in the United States jumped from 3.7 million to 9 million between 1995 and 2004. Families faced choices about how to divide inheritances and whether to vacation in Switzerland or the Caribbean. Once the quest for money ends or becomes untenable, crisis ensues for many, experts said.

All as YOU SUFFERED at their blood-soaked, shit-stained hands, 'murka!!!!

"It's something that I call identity dissolution, their sense of identity dissolves," Pearne said. "The primary way they defined themselves and who they were and their values - what they can and can't do in this world - disintegrates."

Aww, poor babies!!

Here's a solution for you poor, wretched assholes: My Message to Wall Street

Could that syndrome also be called greed?

Not exactly, said Stephen Goldbart, a psychologist based in Marin County, Calif. "We have all colluded to make money way more important as a cultural value than it really is," Goldbart said. "To the men and women whose lives are all about money, this is a big wake-up call. Yes, their egos have been toppled, but that's a good thing potentially."

PFFFFFTTT!

Many will need to relearn that they are more than what they earn, drive, and wear. Some clients will consider a new line of work, like bartending or private consulting, during therapy, Goldbart said. Others might take up a hobby, such as pottery. And others may renew their drive to win back a lost fortune. --more--"

That LAST OPTION is what most of these shitbags will take! If I ever see one in the bar, it is OUTSIDE WE GO!!!

Oh, and NOT ALL RICHERS are hurting, folks:

Boston's New Ivory Tower

The Economic Untouchables

The Boston Globe Worships the Wealthy Elite

Only U.S. Elite Need Apply

The Comfortable Class Above It All

Yeah, FUCK THEM!! They are lucky they are still breathing air at this point!!!!

And WTF is with the LYING, Boston Globe, as if the rich are hurting like us!


"Roger Goodell says NFL faces economic challenges " by Michelle Roberts, Associated Press | October 8, 2008

The NFL faces challenges in weathering the economic downturn despite the game's popularity, commissioner Roger Goodell said on Wednesday. Responding to questions during a business leaders luncheon, Goodell said the NFL is not recession proof, citing stadium financing and struggles by the league's sponsors as specific problems.

Well, WHO REALLY GIVES a FUCK about the the fucking SPOILED, PAMPERED ATHLETES that are PAID MILLIONS upon MILLIONS as WE SUFFER!!!!

Borrowing money has become difficult and expensive as credit has tightened, potentially hampering stadium projects, and many companies that the league relies on for sponsorships have had to cut back.

Awwwwwww!

And is THIS the kind of stadium: The House That Taxpayers Built

Fans, worried about their household finances, are feeling the effects also, he said.

Notice how the FANS come in LAST -- as they PRETEND to CARE about "us."

"We're all feeling the pinch right now, some more than others, and it's something we want to remain sensitive to," Goodell said, speaking at the University of the Incarnate Word. The school next fall will field the city's first college football team since the 1970s. --more--"

Aww, poor babies!

PFFFFFTTTT!

FUCK THAT militaristic and war-promoting sport known as FOOTBALL!!!

Also see: F*** Friday Night Football

FUCK FOOTBALL, Amurka!!!!