Friday, May 1, 2009

Notable Quotables

"a crime of opportunity"

What, 9/11? Iraq?


"Today Iraq is a success story"

Okay, so it's not that (pfffft; click on link to see which dip said that)


"If children are not well fed, well rested, or in good health, they face immense odds of succeeding in school"

Talking about Gaza, right?


"It is as awful as anything can be"

Gaza, right?


"asthma, which is common in their neighborhood"

Rich suburbs of Boston no doubt.


"She's a good wife. She supports whatever my decision is"

Oh, is that what a good wife is? Must be some raving Muslim, right?


"All he does is spread hate"

Muslim?


"We can't tax our way out of it."

What? Truth be told in the newspaper? Will wonders never cease!?


"They should credit us with the three weeks we spent negotiating in good faith"

Who? Who didn't bargain in good faith (click on link to see)?

Huh. They don't report in good faith, either.

No wonder they are drowning in red ink.


"facing stiff opposition from banks, Obama did little to pressure lawmakers"

Oh, what a shock.

"They are going to need sources of funding. Otherwise these early projects won't go anywhere"

So which special interest is the government going to shovel money at now?