Why I'm Buying a Newspaper Today

For the truth?

"Much of this has been uncovered and the veil lifted by tireless, internet detectives but… much of it has been made public by the very organs of disinformation that serve at the beck and call of those feeding upon the flesh, blood and resources of the peoples of the world."

Actually, it's true. You just gotta dig in the log a bit.

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