Saturday, October 31, 2009

Slow Saturday Special: Swine Flu Sucker

(Ding-dong.... sound of door opening)

"Trick or Treat!"

"Swine flu getting a foothold in state; Patient visits suggest H1N1 cases on the rise" by Stephen Smith, Globe Staff | October 31, 2009

Patients haven’t been tested specifically for the H1N1 strain, but because seasonal flu is not typically seen in early fall, health officials are attributing the cases to swine flu.

Related: Spiking the Swine Flu Numbers

There’s no surefire way to know....

Isn't this SUPPOSED to be SCIENCE?

What do you men NO SURE WAY TO KNOW?

Then WHY TAKE a VACCINE?

Why listen to GOVERNMENT and MSM LIES?

I mean, WHEN it comes to "CLIMATE CHANGE" the "SCIENCE" is "INCONTROVERTIBLE" and if you disagree with the fart-misting agenda then well, you are some sort of loony heretic!!!!

Of course, "SCIENCE" is of NO CONCERN when BUILDINGS COULD NOT POSSIBLY FALL DOWN THAT WAY from FIRE on that fateful late-summer day in 2001!!!

Un-flippin-real!!!!!!!!

It could be that....

You know, the DAILY DOSES of COULD BES, IFS, MAY BES, YETS, STILLS, BUTS, HOWEVERS, NEVERTHELESSES, etc, are RAELLY BAD WORDS for a "REPORT," guys!! I LEARNED THAT in my FIRST WRITING CLASS in COLLEGE!!!!

So a "NEWSPAPER" doe NOT REALLY have any "FACTS" in it, does it?

But....

(Blog editor shrugs with palms held upward)

Warning, you are NOW CROSSING the BOUNDARY into BULLS***!

Massachusetts patients stricken with the chills, coughs, and fever that are the calling card of influenza are streaming into physician offices at a higher rate than at any time during the past two flu seasons, state disease trackers reported yesterday.

It is, said disease specialists and doctors on the front line, strong evidence that swine flu has the state in its crosshairs once again after subsiding in late summer. The proof can be found....

NOT in an AmeriKan NEWSPAPER, that is for sure!

--more--"

Sorry, kid.

You get a
sour treat?