Yup, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get (even though they have the identifiers on the lid). So I heard from a wiser man than I.
Related:
"Revenue at the New England Media Group, which includes the Globe and Worcester Telegram & Gazette, fell 7.4 percent"
Sorry, folks, but that's simply the plain truth.
Now if you will excuse me, I need to go cancel a date.
