Saturday, November 14, 2009

Slow Saturday Special: Stories That Suck

And ones that I refuse to cover save for these small excerpts.

FRONT-PAGE LEAD:

(Blog author is incredulous that the first item a rewritten reedit)

"The prosecution of cases in both federal court and military commissions may be complicated by the treatment of detainees while in CIA custody. Both Mohammed and Nashiri were subjected to waterboarding, or simulated drowning, at secret agency "black sites," and defense lawyers will almost certainly try to have the charges thrown out, or at least get evidence of abuse into the court record.

TOSS OUT ALL the "confessions" right now!!!

Related:

"Mohammed was
warned that his children we're going to be killed in the event of further attacks in the US. Another alleged al Qaida member was allegedly told that his mother would be sexually assaulted in front of his eyes if he did not speak."

Ever notice that when "enemies" torture you CAN'T BELIEVE THEM but when AmeriKa does it -- ALL TRUE!!!!


CIA interrogators also used a handgun and an electric drill in an attempt to frighten Nashiri into giving up information, according to a report by the CIA's inspector general, portions of which were released earlier this year."

It is called TORTURE, not "abuse," WaPo!


Yeah, see if you can find what I am staring down at on my desk:

--Mastermind of Sept. 11 faces N.Y. murder trial--"

Is that even him, you detestable propagandists?

Remember, readers, the
Washington Post is the CIA 's newspaper.

FRONT-PAGE FEATURE:

"a deeper disagreement revolves around the possible consequences of seizing the assets of a foreign state and handing them over to victims of terrorism."

Doesn't seem to matter much when it comes to the Holohoax™ extortion racket!

--Adding insult to infamy--"

They just did.


UNDER the FOLD

"Daylon’s fame is steadily growing. This spring, he showed off his skills to rave reviews on the daytime talk show “Ellen,’’ and fan videos celebrate his fancy footwork on YouTube."

Oh, hoo-ray!

--When Celts need a lift, this little guy rocks the house--"

INSIDE the PAPER

For Celtics fans, waiting was plate of frustration

Fidelity’s Tamiflu-prescribing practice draws criticism

For swine flu, Serbians turn to garlic Facing a surge of swine flu cases, Serbia’s Health Ministry yesterday ordered 3 million vaccines from Novartis AG, a Swiss pharmaceutical company.

What did I just get done saying?

That's strange; first Ukraine, now Serbia.


Colo. parents plead guilty in balloon boy episode The Heenes are amateur storm chasers and had twice appeared on ABC’s “Wife Swap.’’

That's GROSS!!! Even the TERM sickens me, forget what is implied!


And the name should tell you all you need to know:

"Stern"

Brothers to launch daily paper in Detroit

That's my AmeriKan MSM!!!