Monday, September 7, 2009

Breaking News: Dick Cheney to be President in 2012

The STAGE is SET for HIS RETURN!

"The argument is that if the war in Afghanistan worsens, it will become Obama’s war. And if terrorists attack this country again, a fierce voice on national security might have a chance. Plus, Cheney is writing his memoirs, a sure route to the presidency."

Heard it here first, folks. Remember that.


Also see:
Breaking News: Bush Spying Program Massive

Boston Sunday Globe Censorship: Covering Up Cheney's Crimes

AmeriKan MSM Covering Up Cheney's Crimes

Slow Saturday Special: Cheney's CIA Assassination Teams

Breaking News: Obama Defends Dick Cheney

Maybe Obama will call him back as the "terror czar" before the next election, America -- you know, to keep you safe.