Everyone knows the story of Ichabod Crane, but....
"Vandals burned, decapitated, and cut the feet off a smiling clown statue that had sat outside a Ronald McDonald House in Burlington, officials said. A Ronald McDonald statue had been on a bench outside the home for years. The house’s executive director, Kristine Bickford, told WPTZ-TV that volunteers had to move the remains of the statue into storage because children were traumatized from seeing the mangled statue. She said on three separate occasions vandals burned the statue’s face, took off its head, and sawed off its feet. The head was later found near the city’s waterfront."
I think it was ISIS™ that did it.
Time for me to head home. I think I'll skip the stop at McDonald's.
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