I guess the DEAD GUY must be a Yankees fan (that seems strange, doesn't it?).
Related: FBI Says Bin Laden Can Strike From U.S. Prison
You are NOT SAFE at the BALL GAME so PLEASE DON'T GO, Bostonians!!!
"Fenway bomb report deemed mistaken
Police responded to a bomb threat at Fenway Park shortly after 5 p.m. yesterday, two hours before the start of last night’s game, but determined that the threat was unfounded.
I don't care. I'M GOING WITH IT, hey!!!!!!
I SEE TERRORISTS EVERYWHERE NOW!
They are DOWNTOWN!
They are ACROSS the STREET!!
They are UNDER the BED!
They are LURKING, PLOTTING, and PLANNING EVERYWHERE, ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!
“Bomb threat was called in. Bomb squad responded,’’ said Officer James Kenneally, a police spokesman. “Nothing was found.’’ The park was not evacuated, and inside the park, few people seemed to be aware of the threat. “Bomb squad?’’ second baseman Dustin Pedroia said after seeing a television report about the threat. “They’re early.’’
--more--"
Related: A senior on the mound
Yeah, that front-page feature is a much bigger story, isn't it?